chemistrying

Carrying out chemistry work, such as coursework for a qualification.

We are chemistrying all day today!

by Alan Epton March 24, 2007

Chemistry teacher

If you ever wanted to see what it is like to be miss frizzle just go to these guys

student " man i cant wait to go to chem- "

teacher " why hello there welcome to chemistry you idiotic high school student here take this chemical that if you mix it wrong will cause a deadly gas and kill us all "

student " yeah im dropping out "

Chemistry teachers are crazy

by daltdust123 March 12, 2021

formulating chemist

someone with no knowledge of science who works within a makeshift laboratory usually surrounded by mess and failed experiments.

"tidy your room! who do you think you are, a formulating chemist?"

by azmansell February 12, 2010

chemistry major

Some pussy ass limp dick tucking bastard who can’t take a joke

Yeah that chemistry major sure does like wasting toe nails.

by Lt.star April 12, 2020

She's no chemistry major

Since chemistry is generally defined as a difficult major reserved for only the brightest and most studious students, a girl who is "no chemistry major" is likely of average or below average intelligence.

This phrase is most often used to refer to women who perceive themselves to be much smarter than they actually are.

Jimbo: Did you hear Karen trying to argue about the economy last night? She really made herself look like an idiot.
Nelson: Yeah, she's no chemistry major.

by The Great Destroyer November 22, 2011

Arkansas Chemist

-noun (ahr-kuhn-saw Kem-ist)
A specialist in the use of seminal fluid from humans or livestock to produce various personal health care or beauty products.

Why does Jennifer's skin look like that? "It's probably because she's an Arkansas Chemist."

Jason, how do you keep your hair in that little mohawk? "My uncle showed me how to mix this stuff in my hair; he was a chemist, an Arkansas Chemist, but he's in prison now."

by TeamExclaim September 30, 2010

Stuart's chemistry set

smoking apparatus; a bong.

From Beavis & Butthead.

person 1: "What is that odd contraption?"

person 2: "Oh - that's Stuart's chemistry set"

by Ronny St Papps December 19, 2004