clositive

The state of feeling positive but closed off.

I just feel so clositive from time to time…

by Hwahurjejabvvdbe June 13, 2023

closteron

Crowd of people in a small space that smells really bad.

Person1: There’s so many of us in this room.

Person2: A real closteron!

by Merthur4Life July 3, 2023

clistjerie

Clistjerie is a wonderful girl that will always make you happy and will always take care of you. She has brow. Hair with beautiful face. She likes to play video game and watching anime. She can be your most wonderful girlfriend you ever had.

Me: do you know where is clistjerie?

by Tirex rawrr September 9, 2023

Clobstomp

Absolutely demolishing those bitches

"Man they are dogging me, absolutely clobstomping me."
"Oh, they're coming. GET CLOBSTOMPED, NOOB"

by Apple Girlington April 8, 2024

CLOIS

Clois is a very descriptive word for a crevice

Cian o conghaile said there’s a big clois in the surface

Pat replied if there is report it immediately

by Great speed February 9, 2026

Closter

A upper-class town in Bergen County, New Jersey where all of the kids pretend to be ghetto/hood but still have their parents saved in the phone as “Mommy” and “Daddy”, then buy 7OH tablets from the convenience store on Oakland Avenue and overdose next to the Burger King, all whilst only being 11 years old.

“Yo that kid’s fuckin retarded…”
“Yeah I know, he grew up with parents making more than 400k yearly and still somehow is failing school?”
“Must be from Closter”

by Griffle8 March 30, 2026

merry cloitus

An annual occasion of consensual coital carnage amongst the clown folk.

“Merry Cloitus everyone!”

by JakeofSaltLake December 20, 2021