clingeworthy

When someone it something is so good that you cling so much to it that it’s cringeworthy, yet being clingy is often reasonable.

Person 1: Travis Scott went straight from the good to success. The hood so clingy to toward him.
Person 2: Bro, fuck you talkin’ about? He one of the biggest stars in the planet right now. Of course they gon’ be clingy, bro, Travis be clingeworthy!

by shakedasphere October 16, 2018

Cridgeon

The complete truth /
truth

That’s bare cridgeon

The complete cridgeon

Cridgeon !!

Cridgeon af

by Mexicanfencehopper May 28, 2019

Cledge

fuck off timmy

“bro we’re fucking with timmy and not telling him what cledge means.”
“dude that sounds like fun.”

by LilChromie June 11, 2019

Clinged

When you have a absences because you are lazy

A perv has clinged

by Jack buttkick August 4, 2019

Cludge

A smelly vagina, typically a deep seated yeast infection which has only been discovered the first time it is smelt on the penis, post copulation, whilst the male is washing his sexual reproduction organs.

From - (An Officer and a Squaddie 1982.)

Taff;

“Mate, what’s the score with Troopy Mary? You seemed to really like her on BATUS”

Fish face;

“She had a really bad cludge mate. Couldnt get rid of the smell, even after 24 hours!”

by Blooringtroll January 31, 2020

cridgets

A slang term for "crickets" but you say when it's dark out and you are scared of them.

"oh shoot the cridgets are coming after me!"

by greenapplegalore April 16, 2020

cludger

A person who should know how to do things, but fucks them up anyway, without consideration for impact it has on others.

Your Nan drives like a proper Cludger.

by GreatBigToe April 22, 2020