Clappers

large breasts.big enough that when she is being taken from behind her breasts make a clapping sound when they slap together

check the clappers on that.

can she clap

by craggaman December 29, 2007

poodle clipper

1. Definitely not the nickname of Dom DiMaggio.

2. A derisive term which has no actual meaning, invented by trisha to confuse Nick in SF.

"Oh sorry! I was just responding to your typically derisive comments, usually made when you think the poster at the end of your barb is probably not around. What do I expect from a poodle clipper?"

by Stormrider6 January 13, 2009

Clapper

Clapper. Noun, adverb, verb

A. old English insult, used to describe a prostitute who transmitted (often deliberately, and without warning) sexually transmitted diseases.

B. A person showing approval for a sports/art/music/theater event by placing his or her hands together at high speed, then repeating the movement. This form of communication was intended to convey and express approval and thanks to the performer.

C. The name of a professional liar, who gauges his or her success by how easily he or she can befuddle and misdirect an entire elected body of representatives, about the nature, scope, intent, use, and depth of unconstitutional spying on one's own citizens. Despite the fact that every other miscreant and liar who attempts similar dissembling, lying and deliberately false testimony, usually ends up sitting in jail, a "Clapper" usually gets promoted, is rehired, or is appointed to lead a Faux "supervisory and investigatory" committee to prevent the general public from ever learning about his high crimes, misdemeanors, and perjury.

A: "That effing clapper done did me in. It feels like it will bloody fall off when I pee."

B: "BRAVO! BRAVO!"

C: "I always give the least inaccurate testimony possible, especially under oath before congress."

by Pastor Agnostic August 20, 2013

Tennessee Clipper

After engaging in heated sexual activity with a drunken female, she generally will pass out if intoxicated enough. After she has entered this state, the gentleman will then proceed to shave her entire body, paying particular attention to the pubic and eyebrow areas. The hair will then be collected and SHOVED IN HER FUCKING MOUTH! That's what I'm talking about!

After banging that drunk chick, Bob pulled a Tennessee Clipper on her. She's been picking her teeth ever since.

by G-Man105 January 29, 2006

Clipper Ripper

n.

A specialised type of lighter thief, who dabbles only in the twocing of Clipper brand lighters.

Fred: "Anyone have a light?"
Bob: "Here y'go guv"
Fred "Clipper, eh?"
Bob: "Yeah."
Bob: "Fred...?"

by bmr November 16, 2004

Cheppert Erse

A Scottish pronunciation of Chapped Arse.

Hey Jimmy av ye got a Cheppert Erse, yer walking funny, were ye on the bevvies last night?

by Dave7 March 18, 2008

Clopper

A clopper is male who jerks off to my little pony porn on the regular

Jimmy's friends invited him out to hang out, but the clopper denied so he could partake in his regularly scheduled clopping session to the latest episode of my little pony

by GamergirlClopper69 February 16, 2018