Clairism

(n) the prejudice against claire. Claires who are laughed at or made fun of for an unjust and (to them) humourous reason is referred to as clairism.

"why am i being voted out??? someone literally admitted they were the imposter!!! what is this clairism??"
"stop being so clairist"

by victim of clairism :( March 9, 2022

clarinet-mantic

Clarinet-Mantic means Clarinet Romantic. You like band kids but prefer Clarinet players because of there funny attitude and they always think your perfect.

Look at him, Im such a clarinet-mantic.

by im altosaxual May 12, 2022

Clarinet Player

Someone superior to everyone (including the band director). A clarinetist enjoys long walks on the beach and being a better person than everyone else. Also infinitely smarter and sexier than percussionists.

Person 1: Woah, is that a Clarinet Player?
Clarinetist: Yes I am indeed.
Person 1: I could tell because you are infinitely smarter and sexier than percussionists.

by Better than Percussionists June 17, 2022

Claimination

Definiton: Do claim something with a claim process.

This Claimination of 78 Dollars is going be claimed at 18th June 2023.

by TheBestFlashFan June 18, 2023

Spam Clarinet

A penis. Especially one being blown. Penis

Do you play the spam clarinet?

by Hmmmm Notsureaboutthat November 10, 2019

Fake Claiming

A term used by DID/Tourettes/Insert “Quirky” Mental Disorder Here fakers on TikTok to try and, you guessed it, cancel the person calling them out on their antics.

Todd: Hey, Maggie. I’ve noticed how you’ve been faking Tourettes lately. Please stop, as my friend Dave has Tourettes and it makes life much harder for him.

Maggie: Stop fake claiming, that’s offensive and you know nothing about Tourettes!

by Redacted_Inside_Joke_Number_68 March 27, 2023

E-Flat Clarinet

The E-flat clarinet is a member of the clarinet family, smaller than the more common B♭ clarinet and pitched a perfect fourth higher. It is typically considered the sopranino or piccolo member of the clarinet family and is a transposing instrument in E♭ with a sounding pitch a minor third higher than written.

The E♭ clarinet is used in orchestras, concert bands, and marching bands, and plays a central role in clarinet choirs, carrying melodies that would be uncomfortably high for the B♭ clarinet. Solo repertoire is limited, but composers from Berlioz to Mahler have used it extensively as a solo instrument in orchestral contexts.

It is important that the E-Flat clarinetist play in tune, otherwise they canmake an otherwise beautiful sounding band sound bad.

Guy 1: Jesus, this band sounds terrible.
Guy 2: Well, it has an E-Flat Clarinet player.
Guy 1: Well, that explains it.

by Anonymo Dynamo February 3, 2021