Claire

A magical rainbow stretching over a field of unicorns.

Mike will love claire forever and hopes she knows it.

by a deer in headlights September 9, 2010

clairerizing

To have sex with a girl named Claire.

I'm up in the apartment clairerizing.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

clairsentient

A Clairsentient is an individual who perceives (as in a "sixth-sense") by feeling or having knowledge about an object. A good example of this extreme psychic ability is that a clairsentient is able to visualize an item without seeing an image of the specific item. Like a radar detector, a clairsentient possesses the internal power to see and feel radiation from objects that are invisible and out of site. A clairsentient can read "auras" of people and objects to discover their personal histories. In doing so, a clairsentient can sometimes see visions of the future... situations or occurrences that have yet to happen. Not only this, a clairsentient can even sense the presence of spirits and discover events surrounding that individual's death.

1) I don't have to say a word and already that clairsentient bitch I married knows I'm about to tell a lie.

2) If I was clairsentient like my mother I'd be able to figure out the tough problems.

3) Imagine how much money a clairsentient could make betting on the ponies at Belmont.

4) Congress is acting like an autonomous clairsentient body instead of a duly elected representation of the people.

5) If you believe in Santeria for twenty bucks you can get a clairsentient to read her caracoles and tell your future.

by RevPettibone March 15, 2010

Claire Bear

A nickname for Claire named people who are exceptional at Grammar, normally aspired upon as they are admired for how cool they are

"She's a right Claire bear, she's an interlectual"
"Angus look at that Claire bear she's so cool"

by wickid tree November 8, 2009

Claire

She is a little harsh at times, but that doesn't matter. She is the prettiest girl I have ever seen in my whole life. Her hair is that of a blonde goddess, and falls perfectly. She has those eyes that shine like diamonds, and has a non-stop smile. She is hilarious, and is super smart. A reading whiz, Claire is the most amazing girl I have ever met. She has an angels voice (duh, she is one) that can sing anything, and mix harmonies. She is amazing. She is awesome. She is Claire.

Dude: I wish Claire would notice me as much as I notice her.....
ALSO SELMA, LIAM, CLAIRE, WHOMEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE STOP COMING BACK TO THIS I WAS 12

by SELMA STOP October 1, 2018

claired

when you find a very suspicious pair of panties in your laundry that are clearly not yours.

Jason opened up the dryer to find out he has just been claired!

by Kraft.jonathan December 22, 2008

Clard

A clinically retarded person, typically with an IQ of lower than 70.

Ethan you’re a clard.

by youngqwerty April 25, 2019