Shit Crackers

Crackers that are stale or have been made soggy in any way. Usually eaten with Cheese Piss.

Ol' Greg really loves those Shit Crackers with some Bailey's to dip 'em in. What a Shitgoose he is...

by Jimmy Sway March 31, 2010

Anal Clacker

Anal Clacker - Is when your Girl friend grabs your testicles and squeezes as your explode in her anus like a Claymore.

Anal Clacker - A guy who is very anal about everything and sets people off around him like a trigger.

Anal Clacker - "I gave my Girlfriend the Anal Clacker last night, it left a massive mess.."

Anal Clacker - "That guy is a real Anal clacker causing trouble like that".

by Popularone666 November 23, 2010

period crackers

Frank's RedHot sauce and saltine crackers. A fine delicacy for being bored as shit and hungry at home. The magical duo resembles a woman's monthly, heavenly hormonal secretion atop a saltine cracker. In one sitting they're eaten in excess (more than or equal to one box of saltines used and a whole bottle of Frank's).

Bro, get me some of those period crackers.

Got the hotsauce? Got the saltines? Period cracker party!

That girl stole my period crackers.

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ... period cracker phone!

It's the most wonderful time of the year ... there'll be period crackers ah munchin' when friends come to call ... It's the most wonderful time of the year.

by Period Crackers's Man BoJamMan February 17, 2014

Oh my crackers

A synoym for oh my god, oh my jesus, something that is unbelievable to the eyes, a surprise,

Person 1: Do I really have to do the laundry?
Person 2: Oh my crackers! LEAVE ME ALONE! Hahaha.

Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: OH MY CRACKERS.

by Ohmycrackers! May 12, 2012

crackers

1. Meaning "crap"
2.. A word used instead of crap, which is a goody-goody way of saying shit.

"Oh crackers I forgot my ACDC cd!" or "CRACKERS!"

by Unclassified October 4, 2005

clackerbag

Scrotal sack, ball bag...

My clackerbag is well sore, feels like I'm wearing sandpaper gruds

by Medzedz June 2, 2005

Jesus Crackers

A saying to be used to replace "Jesus Christ!" Often used throughout gaming and when one is surprised.

Guy1: Boo!

Guy2: Jesus Crackers! you scared me!

by ElStefano October 4, 2008