circumcisioner

How do you circumcise a hillbilly? KICK their sister in the jaw!

I'm a commissioner in a fantasy football league, I need a kicker on my team, therefore I'm looking for a circumcisioner.

by 2beerTommy December 27, 2024

nantucket circumcision

When your scrotum is cut to look like a Nantucket lighthouse with working light.

When the Stratman's found out they were having a boy, they opted for the Nantucket circumcision.

by KohnJerry September 20, 2016

Double circumcision

The act of attaining an erection while sitting on the toilet and then terrifyingly unwedging it out from under the toilet seat. This process typically involves skill or else we get our definition.

John: "yo I took a fat shit yesterday but can't have sex tonight cause I accidentally gave myself a 'double circumcision' "

Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"

by S. Millows June 2, 2020

roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.

Doctor: why are you in hospital?
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision

by Barberella September 1, 2020

roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.

person 1 : I will give you a roadside circumcision
Person 2 : are you threatening me
Person 1: yes

by Barberella September 1, 2020

Quarterly Circumcision

At the passing of 3 months (quarter year) you must have a fresh circumcision to be rid of your regenerating foreskin.

Hey Jerry! Are you ready for your quarterly circumcision?

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Eskimo Circumcision

When the foreskin develops frostbite in low-temperature conditions and falls off

Chad got lost in the mountains last week and ended up with an Eskimo Circumcision.

by Brodyrick January 18, 2021