churn

To abandon, not show up, or otherwise decline an invitation or plans. One can also churn after previously being present by leaving early.

Is Greg still coming out with us to the club? Nah, Greg churned last minute.

by Churnobyl November 08, 2024

Churn butter

The act of a female masturbating without the use of any electronic toys or devices.

Sean finished too quick so Courtney had to go home and churn butter herself

by Bubba74rocks October 01, 2023

Churn butter

Squirting milk from a woman's breast on your dick and proceeding to use it as lube to fuck her with.

O ya I used her titty juice to churn butter last night.

by Afd1800 October 02, 2023

Willy churn

When you suck a guy off and swirl your tongue

"We all love willies, it's the way that they're churned"
"Imogen, give me one of them willy churns"

by Mazzyyyyyyy May 24, 2012

Churn your cheese

a act of a guy jacking off or masturbating

Dude, can I churn your cheese?

by thischick12 January 27, 2011

Churning

The unethical practice of dragging out unnecessary processes and procedures in order to delay providing Social Services in hope to discouraged applicants to drop their effort for assistance. The use of long automated telephone answering system and online Website technology that's constantly broken has become today's effort to discourage those in need of help.

"The office received two completed application, we have to work harder at churning these people"

by bpj101 January 13, 2016

Tax churn

Tax churn is when one governmental entity taxes another governmental entity and then redistributes that revenue back to the originating entity. There is parasitic loss in the administrative process of collecting and redistributing the tax revenue which is government inefficiency.

All local 254 Texas counties pay the .20 cent per gallon Texas Motor Fuels tax for county vehicles. The State of Texas provides state funding to certain functions of County Government essentially returning those same tax dollars. This tax churn wastes hundreds of thousands of dollars annually.

by PolicyWonk December 18, 2023