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Chewbakke

Pronunciation: Chew-back-E

A chewbakke is a situation comprised of a bukakke, involving many, many grossly hairy participants.

Derived from the character Chewbacca, the popular wookie from Star Wars, and the sexual act of a 'bukakke'.
"Man, I was so drunk last night, I woke up in the middle of a Chewbakke!"
by Honeymonster18 October 22, 2012
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chewcawka

"He's got a chewcawka in his knickers"
by Knucks 4 nothin October 5, 2015
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chew me

Another term for a female to give oral sex to a male partner.
Soph can u chew me please.
by Slick talk July 6, 2017
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chewbukake

(chewbukake) is the bringing together of the famous Japanese martial art of (bukake), (polycystic ovarys) and the legendary wookie from star wars (chewbacca) to create a new catagory of pornography.
simply find a heavily disabled woman with polycystic ovarys so her face is covered in hair and she can't talk properly, then gather 11 or 12 guys to slowly baste her face in ejaculate whilst standing in a circle around her as she nods her head around shouting Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh arglhhhh!
guys do you fancy coming round for a chewbukake party.

man we chewbukaked the fuck out of that bearded disabled girl last night.
by chewbukake November 25, 2018
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Chewdaism

Chewdaism can be what ever you make it It could be a religion, life style, codes to live by, or just some to get your history teacher to start ranting about how you're not allowed to start "cults" involving his name. But Chewdaism follows the teachings of Mickey Chew (A teacher at Valley Center High school) and Not going to the Groves where filthy activities occur. To obtain more information about about chewdaism please go to www. Chewdaism .org (Keep in mind we had to space because Urban dictionary doesn't allow links)
Chewdaism: A Religion. Wow Alan, You are such A chewdist! Mickey Chew is the god of Chewdaism!!
by Douglas Dimmadome October 28, 2019
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full chewbacca

The fullest level of female shrubbery. Unshorn, wild, feral, female crotch collie. One would need hedge trimmers or a torch to find the clit.
How was she last night?

Was she baby smooth, the Hitler, landing strip, welcome mat, or Full Chewbacca?
by axcon5156 January 23, 2014
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Armadillo Chew

A male lays on his back, naked, bringing the legs toward the chest and rolling into an armadillo like balled up position. This opens up and exposes a wonderful erogenous playground known as the taint or grundle. However, in many cases, the male’s saggy scrotum will remain dangling and covering the taint area. Therefore, the sack must be peeled back and lifted upward and often held. Once in this position, the taint is orally copulated and stimulated by the male’s partner. Oral stimulation is typically performed in a ravenous and vigorous manner similar to that of an old toothless person attempting to chew on a piece of steak.

Options during this time include insertion of a digit into the anus and/or a simultaneous tug job.
I shaved my taint today. I’m expecting an armadillo chew tonight when the old lady gets home from her girls night out.

My taint is a bit puffy and red today from the armadillo chew I got last night. She was gnawing on that skin like a piece of flank steak.
by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020
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