chipotle

wonderful food.

chipotle is my life.

by THE NUMBER ONE URBAN DEFINER March 1, 2015

Chipotle

A freaking amazing food restaurant chain of fast-food style Mexican food. Almost like a Subway but with tacos! Far better than Taco Bell. They also carry Gluten Free corn tortillas, at least the one I go too. Eating Chipotle is like getting an orgasm in your mouth.

Joe: Damn that was good.
Ben: What?
Joe: My Chipotle taco of course
Ben: Daaaaaamn Chipotle is like getting an orgasm in your mouth!
Joe: Dude I know
Ben: Bye I'm going to Potle now.

by ~PVPSAAAN~ April 6, 2013

chipotle club

a group of the phattest cats around. they go and eat burttios while talkin about problems with their bitches. no lame-os allowed.

Daniel: Can Megan come?
Chipotle Club: Damn son, whats the deal?
Stevo: I like Real Madrid.
Chip and Daniel: YOU FUCKING NAZI

by oh you know February 23, 2005

Chipotle Nun

Women who are outside chatting on their way to their cars who give people money when they don't have enough to pay for their order total.

Person 1: Oh no! I only have 20 dollars and my total is $21.66. What ever will I do?!
Person 2: Hey, look! There are some Chipotle Nuns! They'll save the day!

by brokebro May 26, 2010

Chipotle effect

The "Chipotle effect" occurs after eating a delicious Chipotle burrito/bowl/etc when you feel overly full for about 30-60 minutes, only to be completely starving immediately after that time--as if you hadn't eaten all day.

Aww, I just finished a deliciously huge Chipotle burrito!
I am so full now :D
*45 minutes later*
Ugh, stupid Chipotle effect, I am completely starving now!

by Pseudomememe July 26, 2011

Chipotle

A way of ejaculating down a womans throat in a manner as to choke her with both the cock and semen. Can also be used in combination with throatle, pronounced (throat-lay).

"Jenny gave me the best blow job, in return she received Chipotle in the throatle!"

by TheMan73 October 6, 2011

chapoodle

A small wonder of a girl, who most times is socially inept and unable to talk to men. Tends to not use the letter "R" when speaking. She has the hair of a poodle and the personaltiy of a chiuaua on crystal meth. She is charming in her own way and you can't help but love her whilest hating her for being slightly retarded.
SHe cannot process wheat or sugar and red food dye might kill her but when she binges she binges hard and long, and if you get in her way there is a good chance you will loose an appendage.
Don't stop and stare for too long though for she might hump your leg.

"That girl looks like a straight up chapoodle"

"HE WAS MOE DIFWENTLY HOT" as said by a chapoodle

by BOY GIRL April 11, 2007