Chicago Merge

An especially shitty way of driving. Basically, you get as close to someone's bumper as possible before you merge in front of them effectively cutting them off. Commonly seen from FIBs in northern Illinois and southern Wisconsin

Jim: THAT FIB JUST CUT ME OFF!
Josh: that's called a Chicago merge.

by BigDikFil February 5, 2017

chicago pussy

The effect achieved when a man tucks his genitalia betwixt his thighs creating a faux vagina.

*see fruit basket.

That scene in Silence of the Lambs with the Chicago pussy freaked me out!

by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf February 19, 2018

Chicagotize

Root word: Chicago.

Used to say your going to commit a crime.

Yo johnny! Ima chicagotize ur ass, give me 30 bucks, ur yeezies and ur food stamps now!

by Slormbno November 29, 2021

Chicago Plumber

You grab onto your sex partner, stick it in the back door and just sit there like your on union pay.

Last night I didn't have any energy but she wanted to be kinky so I gave her the Chicago Plumber and went to bed.

by BO HARRIS January 8, 2023

chicanismo

Chicano love of self and community. Also the realization of Chicano Liberation and true freedom.

Eddie's Chicanismo is the reason he got the job done!

by La Morena August 8, 2003

Chicago Koozie

This fantastic move requires you be close to ejaculation. On the verge of climax, you stick an empty Red Solo cup in the girl's pussy when she's lying on her back. Blow your load into the cup. (Be sure not to spill). Pull her legs up on your shoulders and make your undeveloped children seep down her pubic area, down her stomach, and into her mouth if you have miraculous accuracy.

Lay down bitch, here comes the Chicago Koozie.

by Djaylovessteven March 20, 2014

chicago vote

to make multiple number of votes in an election or poll - like they used to (and probably still do) do in Chicago.

_@_v - you can bet i'll be chicago voting thumbs up a million times once this definition is posted...

by She-Snailie _@_v October 1, 2004