Cheeto Blasting

The act of violently waking one from their sleep (typically after a night of heavy drinking) by screaming and throwing Cheetos in the sleeper's face, leaving the victim in a confused Cheeto-residue-covered state.

"We were so drunk last night, we started cheeto blasting people who were passed out in their tents"

"Did you see Chris?"
"No, what happened?"
"He was Cheeto blasted after he passed out at the party last night"

"To make my hangover worse, I was woke by a Cheeto blast"

by WefestRager October 30, 2011

yeeto cheeto

the best friend group ever

i am so jealous i am not in yeeto cheeto

by bestie yaaaaa December 8, 2021

Cheeto Party

A "Party" held by a teenager that normally a sixth grader would have. A party without alcohol.

Kid A: Hey do you want to come over to my house on friday? my mom will be making empanadas.
Kid B: Oh... A Cheeto Party.

by Enchiladz October 2, 2008

Wet cheeto

when a weird looking redhead recieves oral sex from a desperate girl

Hey did you hear?! Cory Flores totally got a wet cheeto last night from some floored bitch!

by nighthawk.tw420 May 6, 2009

hot cheetos

the best kind of snack on this planet that black people love with a side of nacho cheese

Yo Tyrone, hook a nigga up wid sum cheeze i got da hot cheetos

by Joe Tamalis November 23, 2007

cheetos

another name for down syndrom kids

hey look at those cheetos

by jrod2169 December 26, 2005

Cheeto Puff

Cheese snack, name for people who are weenies.

That weenie right there is a cheeto puff.

by FcknWeenies July 1, 2016