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Cheeto Motherfucker

A person who would proudly call themselves a “gamer”. This person would typically shower once a week or every two weeks and their hands will be crusted with Cheeto dust at all times. This person would also smell like shit and live with their parents. They’ll also have greasy hair 24/7 despite any annual showers because you just can’t wash that shit off. When they travel in groups they are referred to as “a bag of Cheetos
by Cassy🌃 October 1, 2019
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Cheeto Nipples

A condition caused by abnormally long, protruding nipples. Commonly, the length of the nipple is longer than the diameter of the entire areola. When this occurs, the victim experiences a higher frequency of dry skin, resulting in an ashy and flaky topography (read: cheetos dust). See also: Stevie Wonder nipples.
Bryan: The following is the equation for cheeto nipples: Length of protusion divided by diameter of areola. If the the ratio is greater than one, you are at risk for Cheeto Nipples.

Laryssa: "I have this dust all over my sweater from dandruff."

Leah: "It's not dandruff, it's Cheeto Nipple residue."
by Meaty McGee January 24, 2014
mugGet the Cheeto Nipplesmug.

Cheeto Party

A "Party" held by a teenager that normally a sixth grader would have. A party without alcohol.
Kid A: Hey do you want to come over to my house on friday? my mom will be making empanadas.
Kid B: Oh... A Cheeto Party.
by Enchiladz October 2, 2008
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Wet cheeto

when a weird looking redhead recieves oral sex from a desperate girl
Hey did you hear?! Cory Flores totally got a wet cheeto last night from some floored bitch!
by nighthawk.tw420 May 6, 2009
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hot cheetos

the best kind of snack on this planet that black people love with a side of nacho cheese
Yo Tyrone, hook a nigga up wid sum cheeze i got da hot cheetos
by Joe Tamalis November 23, 2007
mugGet the hot cheetosmug.

cheetos

another name for down syndrom kids
hey look at those cheetos
by jrod2169 December 26, 2005
mugGet the cheetosmug.

Cheeto Puff

Cheese snack, name for people who are weenies.
That weenie right there is a cheeto puff.
by FcknWeenies July 1, 2016
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