chameleon penis

penis that blends in with its surroundings

girl #1: guess who sent me dick pics last night
girl #2: blake? again?

girl #3: he still have the chameleon penis?
girl #1: of course he does, once a chameleon penis always a chameleon penis

by pixelatedtitties June 19, 2019

Chameleon Man

A man who changes his entire personality to get laid. Pretends to like girl things, bands, music. Dresses in baggy clothes and posts about cats.

Girl: Do you think he really like TV Girl and Lana Del Rey?
Regular man: no. He’s a chameleon man. He’ll change his entire personality just for some ass.

by GlassDildo February 15, 2024

Make-Up Chameleon

A girl that looks completely different with her slap on, usually a wrong'un without

Gary: You seen Charlotte tonight? She's usually a brown-bagger but tonight she looks fine!
Paul: Yeah dude she's a total make-up chameleon

by Marcabre October 27, 2015

Gender Chameleon

A transgender

I heard that new girl is a Gender Chameleon!

Harrison is my friend

by LuiLuiLui November 16, 2019

SNAKE CHAMELEON HYBRID

The Snake Chameleon Hybrid will be come everything you want him to be and more.
It is a member of the car business. It likes to steal your customers and keep them for themselves.

Holy Shit, that damn Snake Chameleon Hybrid took another one of my customers and acted as if nothing was wrong!

by Stynch August 7, 2021

Backwards Chameleon Tongue

When you sling your ballsack back between your legs and dunk your balls into your anus

Emeric: Have you ever done a backwards chameleon tongue?

Daryl: No, I hate shit on my balls.
Zane: My balls lack the dexterity.

by Candice Reema September 24, 2022

chameleonize

Verb - A person who adapts speech, appearance, and behavior to quickly fit in; regardless of how obvious it is.

Did you hear Hillary Clinton's speech in the South? She totally chameleonized it with the fake accent.

by knowconcept September 10, 2023