Centimeter Peter Syndrome

When a girl is so ugly that your penis shrivels up so tiny, it is only a few centimeters long.

Guy 1: "So how was your blind date?"

Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"

Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

HUMAN CENTiPAD

Human Centipad is a defective high-tech tablet computer including 3 people attached to each others with the colon developed and marketed by Apple . Finally the project for this item was canceled due to the fact that human centipad couldn't read.

Person 1: Whoah look at me i bought the Human Centipad!

Person 2: Lame, it can't read!

by chewbew May 23, 2011

Three Centimeter Dash

When just beginning to have sexual intercourse with a girl and you realize by her completely frozen, shocked expression that you've put it in the wrong hole. Thus, in order to continue bangin', your stupid ass has to make the three centimeter dash from her bung hole (or pee hole) to her vagina.

*Note, distances may vary for different individuals.

Robert: Man, I was doin' it for the first time tonight and you know what?
Timothy: What ma' nigga?
Robert: I started fuckin' her but I put it in the wrong hole.
Timothy: Wow...
Robert: Luckily, I was able to make a quick three centimeter dash and finish up right.
Timothy: I bet that dash wasn't the only thing that was only three centimeters.
Robert:...
Timothy: *takes off sunglasses* YEEAAAAH!!!

by ErWiHaMaRiJa March 18, 2011

Centimeter

"Call me" in the Queen's English (not Elizabeth II; New York queens!). Abbreviated to "cm" and then became "Centimeter!

Girl! CENTIMETER! I need to tell you about the trade I pulled last night on Grindr!

by Queen Carlota July 25, 2010

cuntipede

A not train of lesbians. Chuffing out end to end. A motterway if you will

Where's Laura and Joanne got go. They met up with Beth to form a human cuntipede

by Benlonger June 17, 2016

human cumtipede

A gay orgy party with a bunch of dudes lining up and sticking their dicks forming a shape like a centipede.

Quan:'Me and some of my guy friends did the human cumtipede, pretty dank.'
Sharkisha:'What the fuck.'

by urbanhobolube June 25, 2016

centipedophile

Refers to someone who is obsessed with the modern horror classic The Human Centipede. A Centipedophile can often be found watching the mouth-to-anus masterpiece in the early hours of the morning, trying to organise group screenings at the end of parties, or making The Human Centipede-themed jokes at highly inappropriate moments.

Yorick: Shall we watch a Human Centipede again tonight?

Horatio: That’s the third time this week, you Centipedophile!

by centipedophile November 3, 2014