1. Someone physically unable to rap because they can't talk fast enough.
2. Someone that can only go to the NBA if they're 7 feet tall.
3. Someone that can only go to the NFL if they're a quarterback, kicker, or water boy.
4. Someone that has European ancestors.
5. Basically an Asian with a cock in front (cock-Asian).
2. Someone that can only go to the NBA if they're 7 feet tall.
3. Someone that can only go to the NFL if they're a quarterback, kicker, or water boy.
4. Someone that has European ancestors.
5. Basically an Asian with a cock in front (cock-Asian).
Caucasian stories
1. "You should know I bleed blue, but I ain't a crip though, but I got a ganga... Darn I can't rap!"
2. Short white kid: When I grow up I wanna be an NBA player.
Teacher: Then I hope you grow three feet in high school.
3. Same kid: Ok, I guess I'll go to the NFL and be a wide receiver.
3. Same teacher: Sorry you can't do it.
4. White kid: My parents are from France.
White kid 2: My grandparents are from England
White kid 3: My grandparents are from Italy.
Black kid: ... Mine are from Kenya.
5. Kim Kardashian: I like black guys the most. Then Hispanics. Then white guys. Then Asians.
1. "You should know I bleed blue, but I ain't a crip though, but I got a ganga... Darn I can't rap!"
2. Short white kid: When I grow up I wanna be an NBA player.
Teacher: Then I hope you grow three feet in high school.
3. Same kid: Ok, I guess I'll go to the NFL and be a wide receiver.
3. Same teacher: Sorry you can't do it.
4. White kid: My parents are from France.
White kid 2: My grandparents are from England
White kid 3: My grandparents are from Italy.
Black kid: ... Mine are from Kenya.
5. Kim Kardashian: I like black guys the most. Then Hispanics. Then white guys. Then Asians.
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A racial group of people whose ancestors are from Europe, West Asia, and North Africa. Skin color varies, but facial features include:
Long and thin nose
Prominent chin
Flat facial profile (orthognathism)
Bulbous forehead
Weak, retracted cheekbones
Deep set eyes (as opposed to the wide set eyes of black people)
Generous amounts of body hair (and face)
Thin and sometimes curly hair, varying in color from platinum blonde to dark black
Small, thin lips
Many ethnic groups belong to Caucasians, including but not limited to:
Whites (Europeans)
Arabs
Berbers
Jews
Caucasics (restricted to the Caucasus area around Georgia and Armenia)
Pakistanis
Some Indians
Spaniards, Germans, Irish, Palestinians, Algerians, Moroccans, Norwegians, Swedes, Iraqis, Iranians, Englishmen, etc. are all Caucasian people. Not all are white, however.
Long and thin nose
Prominent chin
Flat facial profile (orthognathism)
Bulbous forehead
Weak, retracted cheekbones
Deep set eyes (as opposed to the wide set eyes of black people)
Generous amounts of body hair (and face)
Thin and sometimes curly hair, varying in color from platinum blonde to dark black
Small, thin lips
Many ethnic groups belong to Caucasians, including but not limited to:
Whites (Europeans)
Arabs
Berbers
Jews
Caucasics (restricted to the Caucasus area around Georgia and Armenia)
Pakistanis
Some Indians
Spaniards, Germans, Irish, Palestinians, Algerians, Moroccans, Norwegians, Swedes, Iraqis, Iranians, Englishmen, etc. are all Caucasian people. Not all are white, however.
Caucasian women are very attractive.
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Caucasian people are from Turkey, Iran, Azerbaijan, Georgia, those countries so forth.
Please remember that White people are not Caucasian, it's stupid, ridiculous and offensive to say it.
Caucasian people are from Turkey, Iran, Azerbaijan, Georgia, those countries so forth.
Please remember that White people are not Caucasian, it's stupid, ridiculous and offensive to say it.
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Flygirl#1 Say, isn't that Shaneequa over there with that White Trash guy?
Flygirl#2 You know it girl! An'he sure ain't the first! She's like such a Caucasexual these days!
Flygirl#2 You know it girl! An'he sure ain't the first! She's like such a Caucasexual these days!
by Negrophiliac May 26, 2008
Get the caucasexual mug.1. A name for latin or half black people who look very pale and get confused for white people very easily. Can also be applied to people who don't like how dark they are, or other nationalities that get confused for white people regularly, such as: Irish, Scottish, Greeks.
2. A name for white people who don't act as the stereotypical white person would, such as not being able to get parking in Boston, or not playing Sudoku every minute of every day.
2. A name for white people who don't act as the stereotypical white person would, such as not being able to get parking in Boston, or not playing Sudoku every minute of every day.
You: You won't have any trouble hiding in the snow fort dood
Black friend: Dude, I'm black.
You: No you're just caucasionally challenged.
You: Theres a white guy working at that chinese place.
Friend: He's just caucasionally challenged.
Black friend: Dude, I'm black.
You: No you're just caucasionally challenged.
You: Theres a white guy working at that chinese place.
Friend: He's just caucasionally challenged.
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I didn't see a single black person at Sarah Palin's last rally. I haven't seen anyone that caucasoidferrous since Billy Ray Cyrus.
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