midwest clapper

midwest clapper occurs when you're receiving oral sex in the back seat of your car on a hot midwest summer nite.Right when you're ready to nut ,you pullout and shoot it up one of her nostrils,hence clearing her sinuses.

My girls allergies were bothering her until i gave her a midwest clapper. She' much better now.

by Alittle Unwell March 28, 2007

the clapper

After you have sex, the dick is soft. When the dick is soft tell her to get on her knees, then immediatly slap your dick across each side of her face. (then you hear a clapping sound)

After Byans dick was soft, Cindy got on her knees and Bryan slapped his dick on her face and made a clapping noise. Hints the name The Clapper

by Thomas Bryan September 4, 2006

clapper

a hoe;bopper

That bitch a clapper.

by diamondgirl337 November 6, 2003

Thunder clapper

When someone digs a hole and puts a plank of wood over it and shits in the hole.

Glenn: my boss did a thunder clapper today , it was a right mess.

Kayleigh: oh dear that's a shame

by Calvin287 May 9, 2018

clapper

A person claps 4 times at the beginning of a Friends episode.

So no one told you life was gonna be this way CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!

by B-Ricky September 18, 2005

Catlapped

Catlapping is when you take a cat, and slap your friend in the crotch with it.

"Holy crap what happened to you?"
"I got catlapped by Jimmy..."

by Old Man Tran October 31, 2011

clappers

Pussy flaps belonging to a slut. Describing specifically those that make clapping sounds when walking.

I could hear her clappers going off from the other side of the street.

by Damo April 10, 2005