Catholic League Party 

The Prototypical Catholic League party is a combination of 4 neccessary ingredients: 1. Beer (Busch, Icehouse, Old Style, Miller, Bud) 2. Weak Ass Bust Downs (No names neccessary for example, just girls who will take verbal abuse and still give in) 3. Dip/Chew (Redman, Kodiak, Grizzly) 4. Fight Song

Catholic League Party is best seen in those at F-mans house on the Riverside, dumping kegs into the river and nuts into girls faces.

Catholic League Party by smutgremlin2 August 4, 2008

catholic school 

where parents send their kids because they think that they're getting "the best education" but they really aren't.
it envolves ugly uniforms , snobby kids, crappy teachers and a waste of money. the teachers are never as nice as they seem. it just plain sucks.

i go to catholic school so im better than you.

catholic school by sea August 25, 2005

Catholic Mosh Pit 

1. Put your hands together like in Catholic prayer

2. Have your eyes barely open

3. Blast some awesome music, like Metallica, All That Remains, Slayer, or Testament

4. Speed walk into your friends, who should be doing the same

5. PROFIT (Founded: 8/04/10)

I was listening to Testament and Slayer, so my buddies and I killed each other in a Catholic Mosh Pit!

Catholic Mosh Pit by DyersEve August 5, 2010

Catholic Swirl 

A woman that can deep throat your entire member regardless of size and still be able to swirl one's testicles with her tongue.

That girl talks so much I bet she could give the best Catholic Swirl.

Catholic Swirl by K the Yard January 12, 2011

Catholic School Girl 

N. A normal girl like everyone else only goes to a Catholic school habitating prissy nuns and (if high school) usually no males
Wears fugly uniforms with often hemmed up skirts, black flats, and baggy sweaters. Its no suprise Britney came along and sexified them up.
Catholic school girls are usually a lot less sluttier than public school girls, don't usually wear thongs, and more than half are single. The only sexy part of them are their noticeably short skirts. *They really don't like their uniforms*

Sarah the Catholic School girl (wearing a C.S uniform): Why does everyone think we catholic school girls are sluts?

Jenn the public school girl (wearing jean shorts, a thong, and a tube top): Idk

Catholic School Girl by The Catholic School Girl August 20, 2009

Catholic High School

Basically like Public High School, but worse. You have to wear itchy, uncomfortable uniforms that make you look like a loser when you are out in public. Also, everyone in the school is the same gender, so if you are a boy, you get to hang out with those sweaty bastards for 4 years. You have 0 chance over ever having fun at a Catholic High school. Half of your classes are taught by priests or nuns, and they will expel your ass for even the tiniest thing. Learning religion is a crock. Unless you plan on becoming a priest when you graduate, these classes are useless. All Catholic schools were built over 9000 years ago, and only have enough room for 300 kids, but there's 1200 fuckers scurrying through the halls just to get to their next class.

Dude, why did you go to a Catholic High School?

It gives me a more religious and fulfilling experience.

Pfft-HAHAHHAH! Oh, you're serious. Let me laugh even louder. AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH!

Catholic High School by i-i-i-hate it September 15, 2010

catholic crunch 

Where the logo of Captain Crunch goes to pray for Jesus

Yum Catholic Crunch is great in church!!🙂

catholic crunch by Aidanc242 March 24, 2018