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Carlos is a bad boy! When you first meet a carlos you think he is a cruel guy. But when you get to know him he is the sweetest guy in the world! He does get into big trouble at school ,but half the time its not his fault. He always gets blamed, which isn't right! Carlos's are really talented at football. But not so good in class. If he wants a good grade he comes to you for help.especially if you are a girl. He knows which girls are smart and will go to them if he needs them most. And if you make him mad you screwed up big time!
Friend: there goes carlos getting introuble again

Me: how do you know that?

Friend: he is a carlos

Me: ur messed up
Carlos by Sticks4life! May 25, 2019
He has a fat dick and can get any girl he wants just by whipping it out
Omg lily Carlos has a big dick
Carlos by Big dick Carlos July 27, 2020
People with the name Carlos are really really boring. People with the name Carlos are also very annoying and dumb. Carlos is a not funny, non loveable, childish person 💫Hee hee I pooped my pants💫 lastly, if you know a Carlos, tell him that he's not funny because I bet you it's true :)
Dannnnnnnny Carlos is kinda retarded
A person with a huge fat juicy succulent cock. A Carlos always has money on him and gets all the hoes. A Carlos is someone that you do not want to mess.
Girl 1- i heard he has a gigantic schmeat
Girl 2- yeah he’s a Carlos
Carlos by Maybeimcarlos August 16, 2020
Hey nice and kind person but can be really dumb sometimes, like when he talks about having a big dick. He has curly black hair with brown eyes. He’s the dumbest stupidest funniest person u can meet. Ps, he’s a total bitch. Piss baby
Carlos is a great person, one of the coolest people u can meet
Carlos by Lulu M October 8, 2021
The guy that no girl can hook up with. He has a good fashion sense and is prettier than any boy (or girl) can be. Girls envy him but can't seem to catch his eye mainly because he is a solitary beast.
Girl #1: "OoOoOo who's that cutie over there?"
Girl #2: "oh him? That's Carlos. Don't even try to get his attention he is a solitary beast that no girl can tame."
Carlos by urbandictionaryfangirl1 September 28, 2013