bros before hoes

^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term

"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies

by sussybaka6969420 October 30, 2022

Bro Hoe

Annoying girls of the white trash variety who try to fix in "with the guys" by wearing brands like RVCA, Fox, Hurley, and more. They also tend to be dessert rats with pink riding gear. More than likely the only machinery they are capable of operating is a manual quad however they might claim to race motor bikes. These girls' bios might look something like this:
16/so cal livin'/love cars, off roading, dirt bike riding, and country music/single!

Stacy is such a bro hoe always going to the dessert and posting videos of her and her "girls" singing to old Luke Bryan songs.

by Let's be honest July 17, 2016

The Bro Hoe

The girl that all your bro’s fuck

Brittney is The Bro Hoe for us man!

by Avocados_From_Mexico January 9, 2019

Bros before hoes

A phrase used very commonly by people who leave their friends to go with their crush and later get rejected by them. they then come back to their friend's company by using this phrase.

Man, I don't like Vyomini. Bros before hoes

by AjayAKAnoobmaster69 June 18, 2020

Bro Hoe

A person you can rely on

Man Todd is such a bro Hoe.

by Jaimethebrohoe August 21, 2022

Ur bro a hoe

Lithe worst thing you could ever say to anyone

Guy 1 - ur mom gay

Guy 2- no u

Guy 1 - don’t make me say it

Guy 2- do it you fucking pussy

Guy 1 - ur bro a hoe

The world splits in two The third dimension collapsed on its self and the sun implodes

by Donkey punch 179 May 13, 2018

Bro Hoe

The female equivalent of the Bro. Bro Hoes are Bro groupies that hang around bros, many of whom are actually quite hot and are thus spared the scorn that is heaped on Bros.

I need you Bro Hoe.

Bro Hoe I choose you!!
Happy Valentine's Day Bro Hoe!!

by Alias Does Not Exist February 21, 2018