boiling water guarantee

The guarantee that is offered on something that cant be guaranteed for as long as that person keeps a part of their body in boiling water. In other words there is no guarantee

Seller - Yeah this car comes with a boiling water guarantee
Buyer - Ok thanks ill get back to you

by davecyberd January 8, 2011

Boiling Noodles

The term used to describe the act of urinating in the midst of extreme dehydration. The strong odor that emanates from the toilet bowl is tantamount to the smell of hot starchy pasta water.

After walking 11 miles home in the NYC Blackout of August 2003, my boyfriend was boiling noodles in the dark.

by yummyza January 3, 2007

boiling water challenge

The challenge where you pour scalding hot water all over your body

You should do the boiling water challenge

by Twenty Juan Pilots November 28, 2016

Beef Boiling

1) What Rafe does.

2) The mother of all chionging brittons.

3) The act of stirring beef broth with your dick.

1) Oh baby.

2) See chiong.

3) See broth (Beef Boiling).

by JAJISS October 2, 2008

Boiling the ocean

When a poker player is so dominant, that he eliminates/bankrupts/discourages the weaker, fishier players from playing, he boils the ocean and kills all the fish.

Nick goes to the casino, and he makes thousands of dollars every week playing poker against other players. I'm wondering how long they can afford to play against him, he's boiling the ocean.

by Poker es November 4, 2012

boiling denim

pooping on chests

Hey devin, wanna go boil some denim on that retarded woman?
boiling denim

by aefpoainefp September 16, 2011

Boiling eggs

The act of having sex in the bush while camping.

They've been gone a while. Are they boiling eggs?

by Egg Boiler January 2, 2015