short Ghanaian briefcase

To refer to someone who is short with a big bum, love of eggs and attitude

Look at you, short Ghanaian briefcase. Kmt
- Uma

by TheUma August 25, 2022

Briefling

an instantaneous relationship. ends as soon as it starts. possibly a one night stand.

John and Mark had a briefling. You know gay relationship never last more than a month.

by Alex Dior August 11, 2010

briefcasing

The act of one removing all items from a persons bag/rucksack, turning it inside out, and replacing all original items back inside.

"Where's my bag? Is that little year 9 shit Jack C briefcasing it again - paki cunt"

by PGKHAF March 12, 2019

Briefcase

A box of Franzia, (boxed wine) preferably chilled and ready to go.

Person 1: Did you really bring Franzia to a party?

Person 2: No man this is my briefcase. I have some business to attend to.

Person 1: That's one hell of a briefcase.

by alejandrobot July 21, 2010

brief

A lawyer, (who'll come with a briefcase)

I want to see a frigging brief!
Iain Mcdowall, Perfectly Dead

by No7 November 16, 2006

Brief

Something that is cool, awesome, dope etc.

shit was so brief

by swagcocopuff November 20, 2013

Briefcase Wanker

A person, who is socially awkward, posh and arrives on there first day of a new school with a briefcase or they own a briefcase.

Bully: Briefcase Wanker
Briefcase Wanker: Ah yes, the bully of the school, your next jokes about me losing my virginity, well I lost it last night, ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister
Briefcase Wanker: You will in Nine Months.

by Mr.J.Nixon September 13, 2022