always a bridesmaid never a bride

always the other woman, never the important person in a relationship, the side person

“Im always a bridesmaid never a bride”

by corpsebride1234 April 15, 2022

Late Bloomer Bride

Late Bloomer Bride is a term that means a woman who married for the first time after age 40.

Married after 40? You're a Late Bloomer Bride or LBB!

by consultant12 May 4, 2010

bride

hicktown BabyBoomer expression referring to one's (female) beloved, regardless of how long you've been married or living together, regardless of age, regardless of how many offspring. Just a sickeningly sweet reference to how much you're still in love with her.

Me and the bride celebrated our 35th last year.

My bride and I have 5 kids.

The bride sucks me off a coupla times a month.

by Junior January 7, 2004

Bride of Frankenstein

Insulting term for an ugly woman usually not spoken to the woman in question but to someone else.

Jerry's Friends:

I really feel sorry for Jerry:he married a real Bride of Frankenstein.

Ya...she's ugly as sin...sh!...here she comes!

by thedzone October 9, 2009

Bridesmilf

A bridesmaind who is a MILF (Mom I'd Like to F*ck)

That bridesmaid is a total MILF...she's a bridesmilf!

by NurseRissa July 30, 2010

bridesmaidzilla

As opposed to a bridezilla, the bridesmaidzilla is a bridesmaid who is bitter about the amount of money she has to spend to be in the wedding party

"I just spent $400 on a bridesmaid dress and shoes, and I still have to pay for my travel, the bachelorette party, and a wedding present! I didn't sign up for this. Is she a bridezilla ... or am I a bridesmaidzilla?"

by The Cason-Point March 1, 2010

Bridesburg

A small neighborhood near the Delaware River in the lower northeastern section of Philadelphia. This is a primarily white neighborhood, with low crime rates. Anyone with a colored background that tries to reside in this neighborhood is usually frowned down upon, given dirty looks, and will be silenced throughout the neighborhood. Bridesburg is not a good place to let your personal business run amock in the street, as every neighbor on the block will be peeking through their front bedroom windows at every sudden noise and every police car that drives down the street. Bridesburg also has a Facebook page called "The Burg" where typically middle aged and senior residents post their everyday problems, and most of them are problems that are very exaggerated. Lastly, Bridesburg primarily has naive high school students from Franklin Towne Charter High School that roam around during the weekends, and typically spend their times partying inside of Cokeys lot before it got blocked off and protected by the security guards in the white vans that like to believe their police officers.

If you is a thug and is tryna roll through Bridesburg, expect to see your description on "The Burg".

by Lolwick20 October 3, 2015