Brett

A boy who does not invite his lovely lady to his end of the year party.

That kid is such a Brett: He did not invite me to his party!

by Jenny(BFG) March 29, 2008

Brett

A penis that is so hairy that one cannot see the skin of the shaft.

People with bretts should shave.

by The One They Call... Phil July 19, 2011

Brett

A guy who is overly obsessed with his bicycle. Creates awful, unreasonable architecture projects and looks like a ginger, shaved hedgehog and/or Mr. Incredible. "Fancies" girls.

Aw man, I did this project last year and now he's doing it. He totally bretted me.

by selucina April 18, 2010

Brett

A man who has very large dimples, and often gets frustrated and stops doing something - BUT tough luck now because he can no longer quit. You cant quit the army.

That kid is such a brett, he quit playing COD4 because he was sucking - "you cant quit in the army brett."

by awdasdasd February 16, 2008

Brett

A real tool, the kinda guy to hit you up in the middle of the night or when he's drunk. He talks to a lot of girls but can never actually get a girlfriend.

Ugh I got another text from him, he's had too much to drink that guy is such a Brett.

by fta July 06, 2016

Brett

A short, high pitch voiced male who despises sports, and boys. He would rather hang out with his girl friends any day, rather than being with jocks or at a sports game. Usually has straight or wavy red/blonde hair with thick rimmed glasses. Is a goody two shoes who does well in school and does not swear. Does not think sexually like his rebellious friends. Is hurt or offended easily and is usually wise or cocky if you get on his bad side. Sometimes in love with a PPP singer, most likely Taylor Swift or Marina Diamandis. Spends most of his time sketching, watching reality TV, or staying up all night on the internet, usually tumblr or instagram. Quiet at first, until you get to know him. He wears black all of the time and is a panicky type of guy, who worries way too much and has a strong love for 80's, and vintage and retro items.

Evelina: Brett! I can't hear you, where are you?!
Brett: I'm down here, I'm so short that you can't see me.
Allison: Eve, where is Brett? I don't see him what?!
Madison: LITTLE DUDE WHERE ARE YOU?!
Melody: He probably fell into the pits of hell

by hellaradkittens November 22, 2014

Brett

Super sexy boy with a medium penis great at cumming and great at sex!!! Very pouplar and great at play football and basketball!!!

Ow look at that Brett hes so sexy I want him to cum me all up!

by Callie8924 March 09, 2017