breasticles

n. Very round breasts that are attached to a woman with a neck and head resembling a shaft and penis head.

"Hey Phil did you see the breasticles on that chick, I bet she could shove her upper torso into a female elephants vagina and the female elephant would be completley fooled into thinking it was a real male elephant penis"

by Nick March 29, 2004

breasticles

testicles with nipples on them

dude thats gross hes got breasticles

by steevin June 2, 2007

Breasticles

. Manboobs
. Erected nipples
. Shaggy breasts (Female)- 'It resembles testicles'
. Torpedos

"What a good Daddy, he can use his breasticles feed tha baby while Mama's busy on her manjina."

by Lil Tankstar November 28, 2009

Blasticated

To become so fucked up that you feel as though your brain has exploded and that making up words is acceptable.

Yo dawg I got so fuckin' blasticated last night, I was hoopdango out there..

by Billy Jim the Righteous August 26, 2013

breasticles

the female organ that emits milk. much like male testicles that are lopsided, one lower and often larger than the other, breasticles follow the same characteristics, yet ae located on the chest of a female.

DAMN her breasticles are so droopy, it looks like she has a uniboob in her shirt and a penis in her pants.

by Tylerio October 14, 2007

Basticles

a general term of annoyance, abuse, etc

Basticles! I just banged my elbow

by Charlie Farlie October 2, 2008

Brosticles

The brointific term for testicles

(Guy enters his friend's room and begins teabagging him as he sleeps)

Guy: Brooooo. Wake uuuuup. I got a surprise for yooooou.
Bro: ...Get your brosticles out of my mouth dumbshit!

by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010