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Commonly referred to as the man about town
Look at Bruce, all so worldly and fashionable in his Lululemon, doesn’t he look like he is the man about town.
Bruce by Anonymous44! April 24, 2024
Bruce was everything to me, but I took it for granted. Seeing him everyday still, I’m seeing in real time what I took for granted. He looks angry with the world and since his hair is always in his face I can’t help but wonder what’s going through his head. All I can think about is how he hates me, and how I ruined everything for him. How I try not to look at him because what I’ll see isn’t the love he had for me once but that hate he shares with everyone else. The boy I loved isn’t mines anymore, nor looks at me like he did once, and how he’s turned to bad habits because I ruined the one thing he loved. And knowing that other people liked me but couldn’t go through with it because I will always regret no showing him what he deserved so he had to go look for it in places he never wanted to fall back too. All i wanted was love and I finally got it, and did nothing with it, because i was “nervous”, “scared”, and “wrong” for liking someone. He still means everything to me but I will never get the chance to tell him because he will never want me or to talk to me again. Crying doesn’t help no more because he deserves the world and I was too scary to give it to him and I don’t even know why because his words, smile, laugh and soft hands were all I needed in this world. Just don’t take him for granted like I did.
“ Bruce means the world in my language
Bruce by my smile🙃 November 2, 2024
Bruce is a goose. Bruce has a brother Gary. They are both Geese. I love my Geese!!! They are the best!! Honk honk!!
I love my pet goose Bruce
Bruce by ancdefghijklmnop December 30, 2024

bruce bogtrotter 

you are fatter than fucking bruce bogtrotter you fatass
bruce bogtrotter by you like men October 20, 2021
Bruce U is a Ugandan superfighter, and Kung Fu Master. Within Uganda, everybody knows Kung Fu, but Bruce U is the best. Having grown up in the slums of Uganda, he was able to master the art of Kung-Fu, and is the greatest warrior in all of the nation.

Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee cannot defeat his superior fighting technique
Captain Alex: "Where is the criminal Tiger Mafia?"
Bogwandi: "They are fighting Kung Fu Master, Bruce U!"
Captain Alex: "They will be vanquished."
Bruce U by Warlord Savimbi March 28, 2019

Bruce Lee 

Chuck Norris was no match for Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon, once the kung-fu master understood his opponent's fighting style.
Bruce Lee by Lexiconartist January 15, 2013