Maybe I Was Boring

Album for gay teens

Me: I listen to the “Maybe I was boring” songs

Friend: Your a fa-

by Imyourmeowmeow July 22, 2021

Borefuck

1. Someone or something that is really boring (just like a dumb fuck)
2. Someone who is a bore at fucking
3. Someone who fucks a bore.

All definitions can apply simultaneously if the person being referred to is really that ridiculously boring.

My fellow intern is such a borefuck - he's as dead as Lindsay Lohan's eggs.

by dzata February 3, 2010

Bacon Bonification

A sex act, usually done by a female, where the female first cooks the male some bacon in previously used lubrication and sperm, then sexually presents it to him within her vagina in a manner of arousing him.the men must first eat her out to obtain the prize. The female then allows the male to continue eating the bacon while having sex.
This method of sexitude came from a women first wanting something from a male, but he would not give in. The female then took two things he loved, fused them together, and gave it to him.
After giving a man a Bacon Bonification, most females will get what they want.

Girl 1: "I wish my boyfriend would give me a new iPod"

Girl 2: "I gave my boyfriend a Bacon Bonification and he gave me a new Car!"

by sexinatorationaryineous June 10, 2011

Borid

An Australian term used to describe an abnormaly large Four-Head. The men and women cursed with this hideous deformity are harassed with hatred induced abuse and continuous death threats.

My friend Cameron has a mad Borid, and because of this is considered the scum of the earth .

by big_bird69 August 3, 2010

bonify

To make authentic. Used by idiots who can't spell "bona fide".

"The artist's signature. Well, that bonifies it."
"You're an idiot."

by Xyzzy May 5, 2005

boringitis

A common ailment in the 20-30 age range, often seen in concert with the debilitating disease called "work". Beer is often taken to cure the problem, however more resilient cases have been known to be treated with Vodka and/or other harder drugs.

G: Man, I have a bad case of boringitis today.
S: Let's go get drunk.

by xsting2 March 7, 2009

bogified

1. To force a bogus nature upon someone or something.
2. Having a bogus nature.

"He's certified bogified.".
"His coding was so misguided, it bogified the entire project'.
The well-intentioned swap meet was completely bogified by the front-end ticket purchase requirement.

by Miles Lott December 8, 2003