Cum buddy

A friend/buddy/fucker that helps you make the cum come out. They tend to eat it

Bob is my cum buddy.
My cum buddy sucks

I need a new cum buddy my current one sucks

by DisShitIsReal October 22, 2014

Boink Buddy

Someone who has no interest in going further in a relationship with someone, but still integrates sex in the mix.

Similar to the term "Fuck Buddies", but a much less harsher connotation.

I'm not currently tied down, but I do have several boink buddy(s).

by h0mer July 20, 2008

Boldus Buddy

When a Green Bay Packers action figure is used as an anal sex toy.

Example: Hey Chris, clean off your Aaron Rodgers Boldus Buddy! It's got shit stains all over it!

by CBoldus November 21, 2011

Smoke Buddy

1. A small device used to eliminate 2nd hand smoke and odor.

2. A friend or person you meet with or hang out with during a session.

"Yo im about to exhale, pass me that smoke buddy."
"I just rang George, he is coming over at 8 for a sesh. We should prob wait, after all he is my smoke buddy"

by Stonesy SDA |||| = O December 27, 2011

Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?

A humorous and annoying way to answer a phone call. The phrase derives from the movie "Elf," and is often used to keep telemarketers from calling a person's house, although this is not the phrase's only use. A twist between a prank call and an answering machine, the phrase is popular on sites such as MyLifeIsAverage.com.
NOTE: "Buddy the elf" is said as the name of the receiver, not the caller.

*phone rings*
Receiver: Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?
Telemarketer: Uh...
*Telemarketer hangs up and never calls the house again*

Alternate response:
*phone rings*
Receiver: Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?
Receiver's friend/Caller: Black.
Receiver: Black isn't a color, it's a shade.
*argument about if black is a color*

by RC Michaels December 21, 2010

steady buddy

A person that you are "going steady" with. It is used for a mutually exclusive and monogamous relationship without the dreaded "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" title.

"I don't want the shitty connotations of the term girlfriend, but you can be my steady buddy!"

"Have you seen John? Hes been hanging out with his steady buddy an awful lot lately."

by ooberhack3r June 7, 2009

porn buddy

An intricant pledge system in which a bond is formed between two porn loving individuals. If one should die, the other will immediatly remove all pornography from their house before the parents can find it (keeping at their own discresion).

Eric's parents were uninformed of their son's permiscious activities thanks to the porn buddy system.

by my real name December 23, 2003