Bladderpipe

Your cock

I'm going for a piss out of me Bladderpipe

by Bladderpipe October 31, 2019

Bludie

When you want to say blud but also wanna say buddy. Created by jake

“yo wsp bludie” or “sure bludie”

by brooke silly goose! August 27, 2023

Computer Bladder

Needing to wiz, but to attached to the screen to pull your eyes away.

I need to wee, but this video hasn't finished yet, and my sister is screaming at me to get off and will surely steal my place! God forsake you computer bladder!

by KingSnotty July 11, 2011

Empty Bladder Paradox

When your bladder is empty until you are in a situation where you cannot use the restroom at which point your bladder is so full you have to urinate worse than you ever have. Also applies to getting comfortable in bed.

Didn't have to pee until I got a mile down the road and the empty bladder paradox hit me and I felt like I was gonna pee my pants.

Got hit with the empty bladder paradox as soon as I got comfortable in bed.

by Insanity_dark August 26, 2013

baby bladder

A medical condition that causes some otherwise healthy grown men to pee after one or two beers.

Jason has been to the bathroom 4 times already because he has a baby bladder.

by True Wizzle April 8, 2015

bladdle

adj. explosively laddle

That toepen match was bladdle!

by Jabs March 24, 2005

Wank Bladder

The Tiny bladder that contains sperm. Alledged to only hold enough for around 7 wanks.

7 also being the mystical number of wanks before you hit the "wank barrier"

"I got up to seven wanks tonight but I just couldn't cum no more!...Think I emptied the wank bladder!"

Or:
"I tried to get past seven wanks but hit the wank barrier"

by combatstig March 15, 2009