James received a Christmas blow job from Claire. Instead of going down on her he went straight to sleep.
by Snorri S. Snorrason August 19, 2008
Get the Christmas blow jobmug. by Manda July 21, 2004
Get the blow job bettymug. Boyfriend: “I always like your hair the way you have it all wrapped up on top and in the back.”
Girlfriend: “I'll bet you do! That's my blow job hairdo”
Girlfriend: “I'll bet you do! That's my blow job hairdo”
by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012
Get the Blow Job Hairdomug. An alcoholic drink.
In a shot glass (NOT a cordial glass):
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1/2 shot Kaluah
Topped with whipped cream as high as you can make it.
After the shot is made, the drinker can do a liptease, and lick some of the cream off the top. If the drink has been bought by somebody else, this is almost a requirement.
The drinker places her hands behind her back, leans over, wraps her lips around the shotglass and straightens up, tilting the head back and swallowing the shot in one gulp.
This is a good way to get free drinks, just make sure you don't choke. It takes a while to master the technique of doing this gracefully and looking sexy.
In a shot glass (NOT a cordial glass):
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1/2 shot Kaluah
Topped with whipped cream as high as you can make it.
After the shot is made, the drinker can do a liptease, and lick some of the cream off the top. If the drink has been bought by somebody else, this is almost a requirement.
The drinker places her hands behind her back, leans over, wraps her lips around the shotglass and straightens up, tilting the head back and swallowing the shot in one gulp.
This is a good way to get free drinks, just make sure you don't choke. It takes a while to master the technique of doing this gracefully and looking sexy.
Girl 1: Remember that hot blond guy from the club last night?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: After you left I ordered a Blow Job shot, and did it with him watching, I totally didn't go home alone.
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: After you left I ordered a Blow Job shot, and did it with him watching, I totally didn't go home alone.
by Glenalucard December 9, 2008
Get the Blow Job shotmug. When a girl is sitting down and lustfully locking eyes with a guy standing above her. Similar to the eye contact made while giving head.
by freeyb October 28, 2011
Get the blow job eyesmug. the act of oral sex while simultaneously massaging the shaft and scrotum or the male genitalia in a piano like action
Tron: Dude jenny played symphony #9 on my cock last night.
Bovice: what ya mean bro?
Tron: toats ma goats, she gave me the best beethoven blow job last night ever
she played my dick like a piano bro
Bovice: what ya mean bro?
Tron: toats ma goats, she gave me the best beethoven blow job last night ever
she played my dick like a piano bro
by H-nasty 11 August 1, 2010
Get the Beethoven Blow Jobmug. Blow Job Guilt is when a guy spends anywhere between an hour or half a day begging his girl for a blow job, gets it, and then feels guilt afterwards.
Normally it goes in three stages:
1) Initially requesting the blow job and getting turned down.
2) Begging and pleading.
3) Turning sour, childish, or even angry after some time.
She finally gives it to him, and he feels bad when he realizes that he feels really good afterward and she is visibly upset/disppointed/feels used/feels like a cheap whore.
Normally it goes in three stages:
1) Initially requesting the blow job and getting turned down.
2) Begging and pleading.
3) Turning sour, childish, or even angry after some time.
She finally gives it to him, and he feels bad when he realizes that he feels really good afterward and she is visibly upset/disppointed/feels used/feels like a cheap whore.
GUY: Hey baby, why doncha go down on me?
GIRL:I've got stuff to do, and I don't feel well.
GUY: Aw come on, baby.
(twenty minutes later)
GUY: Hey baby, come on, come on. Youre so hot, and it's turning me on. You know I love you.
GIRL: I think I have a fever, and I'm still upset cos my grandma died yesterday.
GUY: Aw come on.
(twenty minutes later)
GUY: Shit, how come all my pals get it whenever they want but .. what the hell.
GIRL: Look, I just don't feel like it, okay?
GUY: Aw what the hell. I guess you just don't love me even after all I do for you. Shit.
GIRL: Okay, okay fine!
(after he finishes)
GUY: Hey? Hey baby? What's wrong? You okay?... Hey you hungry? Hey how bout I take you to McDonalds like I've always been promising you.
GIRL: (thinking) Oh he's just got blow job guilt.
GIRL:I've got stuff to do, and I don't feel well.
GUY: Aw come on, baby.
(twenty minutes later)
GUY: Hey baby, come on, come on. Youre so hot, and it's turning me on. You know I love you.
GIRL: I think I have a fever, and I'm still upset cos my grandma died yesterday.
GUY: Aw come on.
(twenty minutes later)
GUY: Shit, how come all my pals get it whenever they want but .. what the hell.
GIRL: Look, I just don't feel like it, okay?
GUY: Aw what the hell. I guess you just don't love me even after all I do for you. Shit.
GIRL: Okay, okay fine!
(after he finishes)
GUY: Hey? Hey baby? What's wrong? You okay?... Hey you hungry? Hey how bout I take you to McDonalds like I've always been promising you.
GIRL: (thinking) Oh he's just got blow job guilt.
by miraeja October 5, 2007
Get the blow job guiltmug.