blare

To ignite, light-up, spark-up, set on fire, smoke

Dude, let's trek in the woods and blare that bowl of skunk-weed.

by Mitch F October 30, 2007

Blokeonomics

The art of reverse-engineering the cost/utility justification and the accompanying self-deception for the purchase of expensive shiny toys, having already decided that you want them. Sex-linked largely male trait and applied to: cars, technogeekery and other stuff that more pragmatic other halves may raise an eyebrow or three at. See also, Itsabargain.

Spending huge sums on expensive German cars is Blokeonomics because, "they depreciate less than the others and last longer", when the difference in price would cover depreciation over several decades.

by Technomad November 12, 2012

Blokes before tokes

Similar to "bros before hoes" but to ensure all is well with the blokes before going out for a toke. Also includes going out for a toke without asking the blokes if they would care to join you.

Steve: Dude, where'd you go?

Mike: Out for a quick toke.

Steve: Why didn't you tell me first? Blokes before tokes!

by blokesb4tokesm8 February 18, 2014

Bloner

When a man is having sex with a woman on her period and he's so disgusted by the sheer amounts of blood everywhere that he can't finish, he is left with a very bloody boner, or bloner.

I tried to have sex with Emily, but she was on her period, so all I got was a bloner.

by DrDolphLundgren May 13, 2015

bloemhof

The best girls school in tge western cape. The girls here are proper and independent, ladies great eachother with smiles in the hallways and always build each other up. Dont get confused though bloemhoffers are also the attractivest girls school. All of the guys want them but none can get them

Bloemhoffer:*sitting with legs crossed politely laughing at a joke*
Josh:what school is she in, she looks very hot.
Drake: hoër meisieskool bloemhof no doubt

by Lahblahlah June 25, 2018

bloecher

One who makes up thier own nickname.

Silly bloecher wants us to call him c pap!!

by Maintenance 101 December 18, 2018

Blokeist

Been someones best mate for at least 10 years

We’ve been mates for so long we’re above best friend we’re Blokeist

by Hugh .G. Rection July 26, 2019