bloot

To ejaculate into someones face.

"So you sprayed face?" "Yep mate she didnt want to swallow so I went bloot."

"My girlfriend took my cock out of her mouth just as I was coming and I blooted her.

by Mack P Silk September 30, 2005

bloat boy

A person who does nothing all day.

Have you just sat there all day? You bload Boy.

by john schlongo August 22, 2003

bloatmonger

A very large person, someone who eats a lot.

Put down that pie bloatmonger, you've had enough already!

by Ithin October 7, 2004

blopoly

Receiving a blow job during a game of monopoly. Other players must be present and the game must contiinue its course of action.

Dude, she came to watch our game of monopoly, but she went down on me during the game. Check blopoly off the old bucket list.

by monopoly baller July 5, 2009

bloat job

Bloat jobs are when you get a blow job on a boat.

We had a party on a boat and christine went down and gave me a bloat job.

by bloat hunter April 1, 2017

blope

A word used to refer to friends hugging.

"Hey, look at them bloping!"
"I wish we could blope"

by 2022 Chevrolet Silverado HD January 31, 2023

Bloatlord

Term originating from bodybuilders that have Palumboism which is an abnormally large gut that appears to be made of muscle in which occurs from insulin and steroid abuse. Modern usage stems from a lifter named Kyriakos Grizzly which is a broad wide man with tons of muscle and fat mass who does unconventional lifts with heavy amounts of weight. Bloat lord can be used to describe a person who lifts heavy weights and is extremely bloated in the stomach and fat all around but also huge with muscle. These guys are the real mass monsters of the planet, people that would fall into the bloat lord category for example: Levan Saginashvili, Iranian Hulk, Kyriakos Grizzly, Jay cutler (off season), Big Lenny, Ian Carnegie.

Friend: Holy shit that guy is moving 400kg with his arms
Me: Damn look at that build what a bloatlord
Friend: One day ill become a bloatlord and prove my mom wrong
Me: My family doesnt love me
Friend: Summer of 2007 i saw a group of 4 men carry a women off and i didn't do anything about it.

by virginmasterwizardman June 30, 2022