blossomcrinch

A blossomcrinch is an embarrassing moment related to the birth of a child

Jenna had a blossomcrinch when her water broke at the party

by Bruhstar123 January 29, 2021

blossom top

A gay man that identifies himself as a top but dresses like a woman

There that Blossom Top Johnny with his Pimpin Victoria secret outfit.

by Blossom Top April 29, 2021

Blossom Bitch

When your bottom bitch got such a glow up she became your main bitch

DID YOU JUST CALL MY GIRLFRIEND A BLOSSOM BITCH? yeah i guess you're right.....

by Yumi Ishiyama March 22, 2023

Blossom

an angel on earth. although shes soft-spoken, she does her best to communicate her feelings. she deserves a lot of loving, as shes the sweetest girl ever. please treat her little puppy heart right

"blossom is so darn cute!"
"can you believe how kindhearted blossom is? i know right?!"

by mallorydaisied May 25, 2023

bloody blossom

A used tampon

"Dude I went to take a piss in the unisex restroom and there was a bloody blossom floating in it."

by DORMAR May 12, 2016

Bitch Blossoming

When someone you know is blossoming ( turning into )into a bitch

Emma : Have you seen Kate recently? She's sooo bitch blossoming!
Eva : I know right!

by BootyBoi69420 July 28, 2018

Turd Blossom

nickname from George W. Bush for Karl Rove

Turd Blossom was a consultant for Governor Rick Perry before he was Dubya’s running mate for his 1994 gubernatorial bid.

by Coop Dupe January 3, 2020