Woke Blindness

Someone is entirely unaware of the social conditioning of the progressive movement when watching movies, television shows, advertising, and political speeches. The Orwellian programming is so complete that they're unable to see the progressive agenda smack dab in front of their face; they think it is normal because, for them, it is.

I had a couple of supposedly conservative friends recently say that they enjoyed the shows She-Hulk and Lord of the Rings of Power. I was appalled because of all the clear signals of identity politics saturated in those two franchises, a clear case of Woke Blindness.

by Hixxz68 September 14, 2022

ride the blind

to ride between the cars of a moving freight or passenger train to avoid being spotted by the train's crew or police

So's they don't know I'm here hopping this freight, I'd better ride the blind. C'mon. Don't be afraid!

by betweentwoshoes February 25, 2017

butt bling

1. A butt plug with a shiny jewels on the end.

It's classy to see a woman take time to dress her ass with butt bling

by IzHeMaD June 18, 2014

pussy blindness

A condition which afflicts straight men (and possibly lesbian women) which impairs their ability to use sound judgment and common sense. Most often brought about by recent contact with vagina and/or the future potential of vaginal contact. Destroys interpersonal relationships, mental and emotional health and possibly small animals. First appeared in Greek mythology. Odysseus famously resisted pussy blindness by having his boat's crew tie him to the mast of his ship.

Dude 1: Man, B's been MIA since he's been hit by that pussy blindness!

Dude 2: Yeah, it's like he's forgotten that he has friends or family!

by ELesque March 10, 2010

Blinera

the most beautiful, intelligent,sexy and lovely person in the earth, you will want to be forever with her

I want to be Blinera. Damn what a woman.

by Loqkanoizyt January 2, 2017

Blackberry blindness

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?
Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

by PositiveZero April 11, 2008

blind munchies

the most severe case of the munchies after smoking marijuana and getting a bit too high. in which you eat excessively, you become blinded by your hunger so you eat pretty much everything in sight

smoker 1: "dude i just ate a whole box of ritz crackers with squirt cheese, a frozen pizza, about 15 oreos and a pb&j and i am still hungry!
smoker 2: someone has the BLIND MUNCHIES!

by A wood December 25, 2008