blinker fluid

An imaginary fluid in cars which enables the turn signals to work.

Aggrivated Driver: This asshat keeps changing lanes without using his signal!
Sarcastic Wife: He must be low on blinker fluid, honey.

by Merkle July 22, 2008

blinky

A blinky is a gun.
A gun is a blinky.
Blinkies are Guns.
Guns are Blinkies.

Don't mess with me, i got my blinky in my pocket.

by Chinaboy April 16, 2008

Jar Jar Binks

The alien from star wars who thinks he's black.

Jar Jar Binks isn't black

by Jar Jar Binks Jr. September 5, 2010

jar jar binks

The most hated character in the Star Wars saga, and possibly the most hated character in ANY movie series. Jar Jar Binks was supposed to be a comic relief character, but ended up single-handedly destroying Episode 1, and some of Episode 2. Most Star Wars fans (By most, I mean about 99.99999%) wished Jar Jar would be killed off in Episode 3, but sadly didn't get their wish. Fans have made their own several creative ways for Jar Jar to die, one being that Jar Jar was on Alderaan when it was destroyed.

Jar Jar Binks is the monster child of one of George Lucas' all night crack binges.

Jar Jar Binks needs to die a slow and painful death.

by darth ivory April 12, 2007

Jar Jar Binks

An attempt to create a 'comic relief' character which backfired badly, turning the Star Wars film Phantom Menace into little more than a cross between a farce and a special-effects laden episode of Love Thy Neighbour. Binks is an alien who, for reasons I'm sure won't be apparent to anyone but all-seeing higher beings, talks like a dated black stereotype. Ah, but C3P0 and R2-D2 were comical characters, the fanboys point out. Yes, but they actually served some function in A New Hope, and if they're comic characters then why do we need yet another 'comic' character.

Jar Jar Binks, just one of the many things wrong with a film with was nothing really more than one long advert for toys, video games, happy meals and various other tat. But it's still worth mentioning that Jar Jar Binks is a shit creation and a total wanker.

by Stormsworder August 2, 2007

Blingster

This is a person that wears an ridiculous amount of jewelery.

Yo, look at that Blingster showing off his Diamond Rolex.

by Mojo Maniac August 16, 2008

I Blinds You

Best game ever. All you do is set your camera to "Flash: ON" then come up behind your victim, put the camera in their face right at the last second before taking a photo while simultaneously yelling loudly 'I BLINDS YOU!'
Guaranteed the shot will be awesome, and a skilled photog can even get themselves in the shot pissing themselves in the background.

Steve aka The Assailant: Check this shit out... Bernice is gonna shit herself *flash: ON* *creeps up* I BLINDS YOU BITCH!
Bernice aka The Victim: Dammit Steve, I just shit myself. But I can't stay mad at you.. *LOLZ ROFLMAOZ* It should be an awesome photo! Thanks for the memories!
Steve aka The Assailant: You're quite welcome...... Bitch.

by babom July 17, 2007