Bardown

A hockey term for a nasty goal that hits the top bar of the goal and goes in

Ovi scored a beauty of a bardown

by thedustermonkey September 19, 2023

Big Bard

A selfish, little man with big/hairy feet, who is always disloyal. But who loves a girl named Adam.

Isn’t that little person over there, like big bard?

by Bubba’s nut August 20, 2019

The Bards Law

A "Dungeons and Dragons" Law the states

1: It doesn't matter who or what you are. You WILL be fucked!
2: If it can be fucked it WILL be fucked!

DM: you all enter the chamber and you see dragon sleeping on a

Bard: I would like to invoke The Bards Law.
Everyone: *Facepalm*

by DShipReck November 8, 2021

Dylan Bardini

If you meet a Dylan Bardini then you know that you got lucky. NEVER leave them. You may think that he is not interesting but he is on the inside. If you see one then it's your sign to always be with him.

Random person: Look there's Dylan Bardini
Other Random person: Yeah I heard that he's Smart and Robust. You should NEVER let him go.

by Bardooo January 17, 2022

Brigitte Bardot

The most beautiful woman of all time, inside and out. The epitome of sex appeal and elegance combined, a truly divine work of walking art. Once a prominent model, singer and actress throughout the 50s, 60s and 70s, the goddess now devotes her life to animal welfare.

"Wow that girl is the most beautiful woman in the world!"
"Oh, she must be Brigitte Bardot then."

by lovegun382 January 1, 2023

Bardism

1.) Having wild gay anal sex preformed upon you while stick as many dicks in your mouth as you can.

2.) Jacking off while crying because of your lack of friends and family members that accept you.

3.) Lying about being the greatest at everything but really you only suck major cock and make people think you are a huge fag.

Man: Dude after that douche showed up to my party uninvited he proceeded to preform bardism all over my guest room with some random gay guy, there was shit everywhere!

Man's friend: Hey isn't that the kid who thinks he can dunk and has no friends?

Man: Yeah, the only thing he can do is be a bigger fag than anyone, and he does really well at that.

Man's friend: Bard... what a douche

by Mustangxx252 May 7, 2009

Blarde

The Oxford English equivalent of Blood/Blud, also derived from Shakespeare and other poets who were commonly referred to as the "The Bard".

- "I say Blarde, will you be attending tonights soiree?"
- "Standardly Blarde, Standardly!"

by Reguez July 2, 2009