kentucky beef blaster

When a male and a female are engaged in anal sex, and the female partner has explosive diarrhea. When the male partner ejaculates, it leaves a sticky mixture of semen and shit

Hey, Jay, last night I was having anal sex with your sister and it turned into a Kentucky beef blaster

by The Poon Catchers December 28, 2014

Super Master Ass Blaster

One who is exceptionally skilled in all types of combat.

Whoa! Bruce Lee was the Super Master Ass Blaster of his time

by The SARS Volta August 6, 2005

cheeseman blaster

a person who is willing to totally call out dicks when they are acting DICKISH....(eg. cheesy)

dickwad: hey sexy chick-

cheeseman blaster: im gonna go ahead and be a cheeseman blaster and stop you there....YOU DICK.

by cheeseman blaster January 10, 2010

blastered

Completely wasted on liquor and good bud...

After we smoked that fat blunt of purp Ted drank all the Henny and was way blastered...

by Only The Chronic June 3, 2008

Tokyo Sand Blaster

A sexual act involving the removal of a womans makeup by attempting to get her face pregnant.

Nicole "Snookie" Polizzi gets a Tokyo Sand Blaster twice a week to reduce the lines around her mouth.

by Saphodravingo November 30, 2010

butt blaster

A male homosexual that actively and continuously engages in anal sex with another male homosexual. The action of rough anal by two or more queers.

"Yeah. I saw Neil and Bob on Las Olas blasting each others butts behind the queer club.'
"Butt blasters, eh?"
"Yep."
"Dang."

by Dezzie Dee April 17, 2006

beamesderfer

When you take a shit so big that it makes your dick hard.

Man I went to taco bell last night and boy it gave me a beamesderfer.

by dusty 20 July 17, 2018