magical bitchwad

A doomed name for an excessively bitchy person.

That witch is a magical bitchwad

by Marix April 25, 2008

bitched

Used to describe something that has been but into a perverted or bastardized form.

Protestantism is a bitched version of Christianity.

by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

Gang bitched

A verb describing the act of three or more persons abrasively lecturing a single individual as a force of unity.

"I was talking to Carissa about popping the nasty zit on her nose, when a bunch of her friends jumped in and gang bitched me about my acne. I didn't have a chance, it was five to one."

by Gribby Bullock April 7, 2008

bitched

after dissing someone, shout 'bitched' rather than 'boyed'. Often used after 'yo mama' or 'like your face' jokes

1st person: your clothes are ugly
2nd person: yeah, like your face!
3rd person: ooo BITCHED!

by mercury123 December 6, 2011

bitchmeat

someone that has trouble giving up a past mediocre glory.

after whinning about being an ex-ska singer for 20 minutes, and how he gets no respect you could say "stop being a bitchmeat and play the cards that were dealt to you."

by Scotty Rockman March 22, 2005

bitched

Can mean many things, including when something is messed up, fucked up, or ugly.

It can also be used in a positive way, such as when something is brilliant, amazing, extraodinary, etc. Works well when describing movies and TV shows.

It's possible to use "bitched" in a negative-positive way, or in a compliment inside a diss. See examples.

Can be interchanged with biznatched, but not biotched, because that sounds retarded.

NEGATIVE EXAMPLE:
Your face is bitched. So was Snakes on a Plane.

POSITIVE EXAMPLE:
Dude -- that car is bitched! So was The Departed.

NEGATIVE-POSITIVE EXAMPLE:
You're mom was bitched in bed last night.

by Josh and Kat December 24, 2008

bitchfeatures

to have the look of a dog, mild profanity

"alryt bitchfeatures, walkies"

by Loneill July 3, 2008