bird time

The time of the morning, just on dawn when the noise of birds screeching across the sky and screaming from the trees is so

loud it wakes people out of their drink-induced comas.

My head was thumping with the most massive hangover and I'd only

crawled into bed 30 minutes earlier when the noisiest bird time I've

ever heard made it impossible to sleep.

by Scarlett.007 February 7, 2010

anti-bird grille

A hypothetical device that could be installed over the front of jet engines to prevent the problems associated with birdstrikes. Although such a contraption is completely unfeasible for many reasons, the question as to why it isn't the status quo in aircraft design was asked on Yahoo! Answers no less than 849 times (approximate) during the first week after the Hudson River ditching of an A320. Pending 4chan inclusion, this concept has hereby been nominated as a meme.

Asker #125: Why don't they install anti-bird grilles on the front of jet engines?

Asker #338: Putting mesh on the front of jet engines would've prevented the Hudson River ditching. Why don't they do that?

Asker #416: Aircraft engineers are stupid for not putting some kind of screen on the front of engines to prevent birdstrikes.

Asker #590: Why don't they put grilles on the front of airliner engines to keep out birds?

Asker #642: Somebody set up us the screen on front of engine jet?

Asker #711: Why don't airliners have anti-bird grilles on the front of the engines?

Asker #834: All your mesh are belong to us?

Answerer #1: begins shrieking uncontrollably

Answerer #2: foaming at the mouth

Answerer #3: Relax guys. These inventors are simply too brilliant to search answers for anti-bird grilles.

by Gun Arvidssen January 19, 2009

chillin like a bird

To act more ill than possible by any normal person.

Did you see that gangster, he was chillin like a bird

by j-rob mad fresh April 5, 2010

flip the bird

1. The act of rotating an avian creature through more than 90 degrees.

2. The act of extending the central digit of the hand with the intent to cause offense.

"Golly, Esther, I believe Sir Rodney just flipped me the bird. I shall have that cunt, he is dead."
-Shaw

by PeteLovesSluts July 30, 2005

bird-boxing

A person pretending they don't see someone trying to get their attention or communicate with them. Ignoring someone.

"Toby tried to talk to Jim, but Jim was talking to Pam and was bird-boxing Toby."

"Brandon I know you see me standing here. Quit trying to bird-box me."

"She stay bird-boxing these fools."

by Chall1 January 10, 2019

The Bird Club

A group of eclectic, mostly insane, people.

The Bird Club has many members suffering from many mental diseases.

by Suzy Gerbil January 3, 2007

Stunt Bird

A man's best girl-mate, who does all the stuff you'd expect of your girlfriend, with the bonus of a few pints and an XBox marathons.

Dan: Is that your girlfriend?
Kai: No, she's my stunt bird

by LMRLANCS January 30, 2008