The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.
1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.
2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.
2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.
by SpankyJones September 3, 2020
Get the Reverse Bidet mug.Using the face, mouth and tongue to clean someone’s ass after taking a dump. Sometimes referred to human toilet paper or htp. It described to be very arousing and once someone has properly experienced this event they dont want it any other. Can be recorded being a common practice with concubines.
by Tina’s December 16, 2021
Get the Human bidet mug.An alternative to toilet paper which involves sticking your arse out the window on a rainy day and letting the rain clean your behind.
by cormacdffy December 30, 2011
Get the The World Bidet mug.You: EEJ ALOO BIDIBOU, do you wanna play something?
Your friend: ej ej ej alo bidibou, of course man!
Your friend: ej ej ej alo bidibou, of course man!
by Cubec6969 November 28, 2021
Get the ej alo bidibou mug.A foul, angry, or rude mood; negative personality; a term to describe a person who makes others miserable or is a drag to be around. Used most especially to describe a person who is routinely one of the above.
"Man, that Sharon has one baditude. Does she ever smile?"
Or, "Is he having a bad day, or has he got a baditude?"
Or, "Is he having a bad day, or has he got a baditude?"
by Ankle Rub May 31, 2009
Get the baditude mug.A very clever and hygienic idea. Originally made for women in their period that were to lazy to take a shower.
But you guys don't know that it is also a masturbation device. I strongly recomend this to anorgasmic girls.
It works this way:
1.sit down without underwear,
2.regulate the warm shower,
3.slightly move to find the correct position, I mean, on your clitoris or close to it... and hum! wow... that's pretty fast!
But you guys don't know that it is also a masturbation device. I strongly recomend this to anorgasmic girls.
It works this way:
1.sit down without underwear,
2.regulate the warm shower,
3.slightly move to find the correct position, I mean, on your clitoris or close to it... and hum! wow... that's pretty fast!
-- Vicky, get out of there I really gotta piss!
-- *in the bathroom* Leave me alone! I'm cleaning my cunt! Ooooh yeahhh!I love the bidet!
-- *in the bathroom* Leave me alone! I'm cleaning my cunt! Ooooh yeahhh!I love the bidet!
by monainmortal December 9, 2008
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- Is caught in a foot in mouth situation
- Must follow an awkward sentence or conversation
- Has no reply to a quetion
- Is caught in a foot in mouth situation
- Must follow an awkward sentence or conversation
- Has no reply to a quetion
a.
Man 1: Man that goddamn cripple kid took my parking space!
Man 2: That 'goddamn cripple' is my father, jackass!
Man 1: ...Bipity Boop
b.
Man 1: Dude, i think screwing that Jill chick at work is worth going to Jail for!
Man 2: ...Bipity Boop.
c.
Man 1: Do you know if this ice cream is sugar free and created with organic ingredients?
Man 2: ...Bipity Boop
Man 1: Man that goddamn cripple kid took my parking space!
Man 2: That 'goddamn cripple' is my father, jackass!
Man 1: ...Bipity Boop
b.
Man 1: Dude, i think screwing that Jill chick at work is worth going to Jail for!
Man 2: ...Bipity Boop.
c.
Man 1: Do you know if this ice cream is sugar free and created with organic ingredients?
Man 2: ...Bipity Boop
by Ken Hanley July 26, 2006
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