beardfish

A man who has grown an abundance of facial hair in order to make himself appear more attractive (usually on Instagram). Upon shaving, he looks like a dolphin's blowhole.

Person A: did you see that Clive has shaved off his beard?
Person B: yeah! I never knew he was so ugly! He's such a beardfish!

by Zippy8374 September 21, 2016

Hate Beard

A very patchy and rugged beard. One that makes people feel oppressed and frightened. The beard should speak for itself and let everyone around know what the person believes in. This usually being hate towards minority groups and the educated.

“That’s a hate beard right there, I can feel the racism screaming from the hairs of his face.”

by Chuck Naty December 23, 2018

lay off beard

Not quite the same as the playoff beard. The lay off beard is when you stop shaving every day because you got laid off, and there's really no point anymore, is there?

Guy 1: "Dude, did you forget to shave... for like a week?"

Guy 2: "Oh, it's my lay off beard. Go fuck your sister."

by Bri0n October 29, 2010

beard of zeus

something to swear by

By the beard of Zeus!

by zack w September 9, 2005

Bearded Sinner

Facial hair having no shit taking sex machine from hell

He's a bearded sinner it's on now

by Bearded badass April 16, 2015

Epic Beard Man

Epic Beard Man is a 67 year old mother fucker who slaps the shit out of tough guys.

Did you see that dead black guy in the street? I think Epic Beard Man killed him.

by the Gnart February 17, 2010

dick beard

When the man's pubic region grows to such an extent, that it integrates with the thigh and scotum hair thus giving the appearance of a "dick beard".

Ruben never trims his pubs saying that "that shits for metrosexuals", he must be proud of his long ass dick beard.

by Obispo September 4, 2006