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Monkey Bashes

A fighting technique that involves using downwards smashing with the side of the fist like a monkey would.
Michael:”He beat that kid up”
John:”Those monkey bashes were dangerous
by YungBritish February 8, 2019
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poofter basher

Someone who bashes homosexuals.
I'm a poofter basher and I hate all fucking gay faggots.

If I catch any of you low life arse-fucking motherfuckers, I will ram a baseball bat for far up your arse till your mouth bleeds.
by de-pube June 17, 2023
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Bushenfreude

(adj) Coined in November 2003 by Slate Magazine writer Daniel Gross. "Bushenfreude" describes pissed off yuppies, POYs, who perpetuate, "...the phenomenon whereby high-income beneficiaries of the Bush tax cuts use their windfalls to fund Democratic candidates." The word is a combo of "Bush" & the German word: "schadenfreude," which means somebody taking pleasure in someone else's pain. Many POYs hate Bush but love the benjamins his tax policies have let them keep. They express their hatred of the person who enabled them to make their money and keep it by donating it to those who want him out of the White House.
Person 1: "What it up with all these $11-cup-of-coffee-sipping, Volvo SUV driving, yuppie house-flippers who hate Bush? Don't they know that he has kept the IRS outta their koolaid for over six years?"

Person 2: "Bushenfreude, bro. They're just having too much fun shitting themselves with glee over Bush's inability to speak English clearly and also very fashionably hating everything else connected with him to see that all that bank they have now was because Bush told the IRS that their scrilla was all nunya.
by mhibma May 1, 2007
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old granny basher

Violent and mysterious people who are located on Britain's M45, resulting from misheard lyrics from Cornershop's 'Brimful of Asha'.
by greyshark7 February 3, 2008
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Fag Bashing

The hobby/act of seeking out homosexuals to physically assault.
James is gonna go to the state pen for awhile. He got popped by the cops for fag bashing.
by VitoVane December 2, 2017
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Stoner Bashin Time

The time in which subhuman boneheads beat someone up who is too enebriated to defend themselves. An extreme act of cowardice where idiotic simians make themselves appear hard by breaking the bones of a person who is barely able to stand up!
Person 1 I like that girl but she only likes bad boys
Person 2 Well do something bad then
Person 1 I'm a pussy
Person 2 Go bash that stoner, even you can beat someone up who is practically asleep
Person 1 Wahey! It's Stoner Bashin Time.
by Azzylum July 22, 2008
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Bashing

1. Hitting someone or something hard.
2. Giving someone a going over, beating them up.
3. Criticising or insulting, in a derogatory manner, something which you don't like. Usually refers to different cultures or countries.
1. I was watching Jamie bashing his car because it wouldn't start, it was funny.
2. Indeed, those chavs gave that old man a bashing.
3. Main Pastimes of England:
1)Football
2)Cricket
3)Rugby
4)Bashing the French
5)Bashing the Americans
by jonhjohn April 12, 2006
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