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Cock barnacles

"Did Richard really get Herpes from rawing Johnny?"
"Yeah know they both have cock barnacles!"
by Drfrankenstoner August 7, 2015
mugGet the Cock barnaclesmug.

going barnacles

Being the recipient of the gayest sex in the world
I was up at 1am going barnacles
by hogtits August 11, 2024
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Barnacle

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going barnacles

I was up at 1am going barnacles
by hogtits August 11, 2024
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Bowl barnacle

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when she thought that she had readied their lavish Milwaukee loft for company, she discovered that her husband, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy February 24, 2018
mugGet the Bowl barnaclemug.

Barnacle

A crass word used as a profanity in everyday lingo. Also Anna obscure sea creature that latches on ships and boats.
Kyle: Did you hear what Matilda said?
Luke: Yes, it was a load of barnacles

Kyle: True that
by Booty is my specialty May 23, 2016
mugGet the Barnaclemug.

barnacle scrape

After anal sex the woman gives the man oral directly afterwards with no washing or wiping of the male organ before oral
Dude she gave me a barnacle scrape after we did anal !
by Ghost Fish May 31, 2016
mugGet the barnacle scrapemug.

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