by hogtits August 11, 2024

calling a person an Idiot but adding an under water twist to keep it family friend as mentioned in the TV sitcom Spongebob Sqaurepants
by 1Shot Duke January 4, 2025

by hogtits August 11, 2024

The namesake of Lil Barnacle.
by spotlight ah moonlight ah March 6, 2024

by Real_Bajesh March 7, 2024

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought that she had readied the house for company, she discovered that her husband Krisen, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy May 6, 2018

Person who sits in chain coffee-shop on their lap top leeching the free wi-fi while making a flat-white last two hours, folk who might actually want a coffee can’t find anywhere to sit
by Nrob88 March 13, 2024
