The Jamie Barrett 50 cal

When youre having sex with a woman, ejaculate inside her and the sheer power of your spunk leads to it coming out of her mouth, spraying onto your face.

Last night me gyal shagga hard me ting turn The Jamie Barrett 50 cal pon de face dem der.

by bencurryy May 3, 2022

Barnetticles

A small, pale child

The girl eating the cheez-it's is very white and needs sun she's such a Barnetticles.

by sarahismyBFF (: February 27, 2010

Barrett

The best boy. EVER.

Barrett is the best boy. Good boy Barrett.

by the wan the wan January 31, 2019

Grecian Barnet

I head of hair which has blatantly been re-coloured using any form of off-the-shelf hair colourant, specifically designed for men of a certain age.

I see that Phillip Schofield has given up on the Grecian Barnet;

by Paul Gardiner March 31, 2008

FF_Barret

Gay faggot on IGN who reports porn to mods because it hurts his 8-year old innocent eyes.

Check the vestibule everyone hates this queer

by EMD January 3, 2004

Glont I Bagette

Baguette with delicious meat in the middle and cheese on the top. You can only get a "glont i bagette" at the SPAR store in Bergen at Nøstet.

Knauty loves that mighty glont in bagette! mm..better than mommas!!

by Russ05 May 13, 2005

Nigerian barges

Fake accounting, imaginary financial transactions.

Inspired by the huge Enron financial scandal, in which six former Enron
executives were charged with conspiracy for alleged involvement in a
December 1999 deal in which a loan from Merrill Lynch was disguised as
a sale of Nigerian barges so Enron could appear to have met earnings
targets.

Why do I get the feeling our accountant is playing with Nigerian barges here?

by JerrySmile January 22, 2004