bumph

To poke someone in the belly while simultaneously saying the word "bumph" when they don't expect it. You can also add the phrase "Did that hurt?" after the bumph has been issued. It is not necessary but adds a significant effect to the bumph. Sometimes the bumpher will bumph you back and at that point, the only proper way is to bumph back leading to a bumph war. During a bumph war, the bumpher may add in some more phrases such as, "You ate the dirty grapes!!" or "Her hair, its so short!" while the person getting bumphed responds with, "Pheeeeasant foooooot" or "Ouch! DAT HURT!!"

Lisa: "Bumph! Did that hurt?"
Tom: "Ouch! Stop it! that hurt. Bumph!!"
Lisa: "Bumph, you ate the dirty grapes!"
Tom: "No you did! Your hair.......its sooooo short!"
Lisa: "OHHHHH goddddd, Bumph"
Tom: "Pheeeeasant foooooot"
Lisa: "Once you name it......"
Tom: "You get attached to it!"

by Pustai February 23, 2008

bampot

a scottish word used by a person usually of the computer profession specializing in information systems to express his/her feelings towards a pupil.

Teacher: Pupil why are you on games?
Pupil: I fell...
Teacher: Sit over there You bampot!

by mCiaran egan-Wylie March 30, 2009

bamhooblas

Another word for females boobies

excuse me, i hope your nipples on your bamhooblas aren't bigger than a 50p coin.

by jugasaurus_rex May 3, 2009

bampin'

Another word for great, or amazing.

"That is one bampin' salad!!"

by Alexithymia2014 June 4, 2018

Bampot

Scottish slang used to identify a show-off, a person full of themselves. Often shortened to 'bam'.

(1) Take a look at that bampot in his Porsche. (2) Stop being a bam flashing that new iPhone.

by plasko September 16, 2021

Bumphouse

An exclamation word. Similair to holy shit, fuck, etc.

**While watching a wicked play on a basketball game** "OH MY BUMPHOUSE!"

by chatham November 20, 2003

Bamping

Someone who works and works has very little free time, for people to forget the help and chances they have been given, and then stab him in the back. All because of jelousy

Bamping missing out on a life, by working too hard.

by Hoganp March 7, 2008