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baboontang

similar to poontang but refering to anal sex instead of vaginal genitalia. heterosexual anal sex because female baboons are known for their red bottomness.

possibly refers to gay anal intercourse. also boontang.
"I'll get some baboontang up that hershey highway."

The bigger and brighter the female baboon bottom, the greater the fertility of its owner, according to a study published in "Nature".
by abysinth July 23, 2005
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baboonon

a grown man who lives with his mother and plays with little boys online
o bro why haven't you came out of your room in the last 48 hours? you're starting to act like a baboonon.
by WarriorLiz August 5, 2017
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Baboon Fur

That chick was hot AF but man she had some wild baboon fur when I was hittin it from behind.

Her baboon fur was so thick you could braid it.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
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baboon sex

When a man bends over in front of his partner, grasps each ass cheek firmly, spreading them to expose his rectum. The resulting view resembles a baboon's red ass.
Whenever Pete watches the Discovery Channel, he can't help but think about the great baboon sex he had with Andrew while Ray watched.

OR

Do and Pete fight often, but have baboon sex to make up.
by Total Penetration June 5, 2005
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Babson Park

A shithole town that is home of Webber International University. Possibly the most boring place on Earth surrounded by orange groves and Mexicans.
Living in Babson Park makes me wanna go eat a bullet.
by CopeKid January 26, 2011
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babernecking

Ascertaining the physical traits of someone you find attractive in a nearby vehicle during automobile operation while attempting to not crash into other objects, pedestrians or drivers.

Automotive sexual objectification.
I was babernecking on 405 the other day and almost slammed into the car in front of me because I was trying to check out the hot chick in the car next to me.

Babernecking slowed traffic to a halt near the gas station where the high school cheerleaders were holding their car wash fundraiser.
by Phil X. Vandervort January 27, 2008
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maroon baboon

When you overtly swing from someone else's nuts harder than you swing from your own. The degrees of which can range between excessive recognition and a manner of idolatry.
A: Did you see the way he was gushing about the movie director?
B: That dude is such a maroon baboon.
by mace-stirmind April 24, 2018
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