babernecking 

Ascertaining the physical traits of someone you find attractive in a nearby vehicle during automobile operation while attempting to not crash into other objects, pedestrians or drivers.

Automotive sexual objectification.

I was babernecking on 405 the other day and almost slammed into the car in front of me because I was trying to check out the hot chick in the car next to me.

Babernecking slowed traffic to a halt near the gas station where the high school cheerleaders were holding their car wash fundraiser.

babernecking by Phil X. Vandervort January 27, 2008

badgernecking 

Procrastinating in a bullshitish and or assholeish manner

“Quit your badgernecking!”
“You keep on badgernecking and you won’t have any money!”

badgernecking by YaBoiBluzi March 17, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016