baby

Its whats for dinner;the other white meat

I eat a baby!

by your mamma March 5, 2003

Baby

An outrageously expensive blob of flesh that is completely helpless for eighteen straight years.

A baby is anything considered human and has not celebrated their eighteenth birthday yet.

by uiaGrfgeg08tyw09thpohsioh February 4, 2010

baby

Goes well with ketchup.

"That's some mighty fine baby."
"Thanks."

by El Sanchez July 20, 2008

Baby

A quarter ounce of weed.

TI lyrics

"Take $1250 go get you 2 and a baby"

by thawhiteshadow December 31, 2007

Baby

worst std you can possible get

baby girl baby boy kids

by Rock The Solution December 2, 2010

Baby

The buds in a bag of weed. Usually said so that people don't know that you're actually smoking weed.

Man - "Damn all I have left is this baby"
Passerby - "Oh my gosh that's so sad, where is the little kid?"

by tokedgirl42 April 12, 2009

baby

a unit for measuring water roughly equivilant to 0.87 gallons.

I have to pee so badly! I just drank a baby and a half!

by babydrinker June 7, 2009