Assulator

What someone’s ASS gets renamed when they interpret a broad range of abstract and difficult to analyze data to calculate an accurate result quickly without much apparent effort.

He just pulls a number out of his Ass and he gets the correct answer. That's an incredible Assulator he has.

by mr knight October 4, 2008

Assloud

The art of breaking the silence in a group by being the only person drunk AND being a total asshole

John loves to get assloud when he doesn't have work. Which is why John doesn't have too many friends.

by Xaero002 September 22, 2012

assclown

An epic insult to throw back during a cussing match once all typical words have been used, you know, like dickhead, twat, etc. Often user of the word will have knowledge of Y2J and tell people to shut, the hell, up.

"Dick"
'Twat'
"Bell-end"
'Knob'
"Assclown"
'?'

by Choadfish December 4, 2013

Assclown

An individual who despite being utterly devoid of reason, intimate knowledge or genuine personal experiences, elects to puport themselves as an authority on a particular topic or field and actively creates discourse for the purpose of meritless self aggrandizement.

Man, That guy Jim Acosta from CNN is such a biased Assclown - No wonder Trump says they're fake news!

by chevcheli0s May 6, 2018

Assolophobia

When you find ass hairs in your ass crack and you are startled

"ah, I have ass hairs, I just got assolophobia"

by Idubbbz left nipple May 25, 2018

Assclown

The word Grayson Screams at ethan when he put his fake phone in a block of ice

"ETHAN YOU ASSCLOWN

by Jess.T March 7, 2018

Assumolate

"Assumolate" is a portmanteau of the words "assume" and "extrapolate".

Assumolate (v.)(uh-SOOME-oh-late; uh-late): To make an assumption about something, and then to make inferences & extrapolations BASED PURELY on that assumption.

Ex. #1

Girl #1: "I know he's going to leave me."
Girl #2: "WHAAT?? What makes you think that??? I thought you guys just had a great time in Ontario?"
Girl #1: "Yeah, we did, but there was this one point where he said he wished he hadn't left his favorite gloves at home, and there was a look in his eyes when he said it that said what he was REALLY saying was that I should've brought them, and that he thinks it's my fault, and he thinks that I'm forgetful & that I'm an idiot, and that now, because of that, he can't consider me suitable wife material because if I'm THAT forgetful about his favorite gloves, HOW CAN I BE TRUSTED TO NOT BE THAT FORGETFUL ABOUT OUR CHILD, and he'll leave me."
Girl #1: "Calm down & stop assumolating..........I'm sure it wasn't that serious."

Ex. #2

Guy #1: "Bro, I KNOW she's into me. Look: two days ago, she smiled at me. Then yesterday, she walked by, and tried to SHYLY touch my hand."
Guy #2: "Bruh, 1) she wasn't smiling at you, she was smiling at Erica, who HAPPENED to be standing near us, BECAUSE SHE WAS TALKING TO US, and 2) she didn't 'touch your hand', she was walking down the hallway, and that linebacker chic from Home Room bumped into her and her hand accidentally touched yours as a result. Don't get crazy bro. Stop assumolating."

by cloud4xL November 14, 2018