assbatter

Smegma-like, lathering build up in one's butt crack due to high temperatures and sweating, especially after a workout and/or manual labor. Dingleberries may or may not be present.

Hey, the dog is licking the assbatter out of my underwear again!

by sireland November 15, 2007

Ass Master

one who is familiar with asses and their abilities to provide pleasure and to flatuate.

Donald is a total ass master he got with Monika

by Zac Lowe July 1, 2005

Arsemaster

That would put me in charge of you then, you arse

D.O. is an arse

by Carpman July 3, 2003

assblaster

if one was to catch sight of a gun loaded up someones butt, that gun would be an assblaster

example? example? I dont need no stinkin example

by funky mc munk munk February 17, 2004

asspatter

A term coined by 2djinn of ratdog.org message bd.That describes the folks behavior at the purplygrotto message board.Basically It's a circle of folks,Who separate themselves from the others to create a World surrounded by nothing but happy thoughts,vibes and comments .Most the Times these comments are made in attempt to make up for these folks life's that failed in the Real World.

"Hey you know That guy HelpSlip? he's such a Asspatter."


(also see "kissass")

by bobweir December 9, 2008

assdaster

A disaster of the ass

Me and my girlfriend wanted to try anal but my dick was too big, it turned into a complete assdaster!

by Cypresskillem April 9, 2015

asshattery

When a shat comes from a ass

loog out flying asshattery!!

by Cangh Jui May 17, 2003